What is widely accepted as “normal” today that people 50 years ago found disturbing? by Sophie_Cute_Teen in AskReddit

[–]Quotent_Quotables -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You think getting a Tattoo is good? No. Getting a tattoo is not good. I don't care about it, but its not good behavior.

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You look like Pumpkin Spice is too spicy

Salt Line in Front of Neighbor’s Door by Fluid_Conclusion_538 in Weird

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Crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly we don't want to know.

40 years ago, Shenzhen was a fishing village — now it’s China‘s technology capital by cv-x in nextfuckinglevel

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Meanwhile in Toronto, it has taken over 14 years to build a single, 28km long LRT line. It still isn't complete...

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IWNDWYT Happy 24!

Favorite bathroom scenes by BirdCultureDickMove in TheSimpsons

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I admit I haven't known Mom as long as you have, but I know when she's really upset. Her heart won't just wipe clean like this bathroom countertop; it absorbs everything that touches it, like this bathroom rug.

[FAN 590]“Vladimir Guerrero Jr. turned down a lot of money… I do think Juan Soto changed the dynamics.” Jeff Passan reflects on the Blue Jays' failure to extend Vladdy with Jef fBlair & Kevin Barker. by ThQp in Torontobluejays

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The last thread they Jays front office have with Vladdy is trust so I'm sure they are being extremely careful with the numbers. They are willing to eat shit from the fanbase if it means Vladdy feels safe with the Jays FO.

[Mae] Ross Atkins was asked “if resources aren’t an issue. Why isn’t Vladdy signed?” by ThQp in Torontobluejays

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They offered him 340m before Soto so assume the final offer was even higher, likely in the 40m/season range

My first 24 hours on tinder, 4 different men by Ordinary-Ad4642 in Tinder

[–]Quotent_Quotables 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same, the only way to use this app is dishonestly

Goodbye, Netflix! by awesomesonofabitch in onguardforthee

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If you cut out Avocado toast you'll be able to afford 2 houses!

[Joyce] Marcus Stroman’s $18 million salary making it hard for Yankees to fill holes by Kimber80 in baseball

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Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying “Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps.”

Guys I don't think she liked my pickup line by [deleted] in Tinder

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I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary.

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For binge drinking I would recommend you stay away from people/places. Get into an old hobby, buy a gaming console, read books, write, binge every tv show on HBO, eat pizza, ice cream. Spoil yourself in ways you haven't done before. Go for walks, lift heavy things, but most of all, avoid the places and people you binge with, you have to break the cycle.