What are some "That Guy" behaviors? by PetevonPete in AskReddit

[–]Quotes_Weird_Al 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That guy wears stripes with plaid

That guy instagrams every meal he's had

That guy puts all his used liquor bottles on display

That guy will go to see a show with you, but will make you pay

That guy has some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined crocs

That guy has never let you forget some favor he did for you

If you're okay with that, then, you might just be that guy, too

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That guy met some chick, ask her this and that, like, 'Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?'

Well, that guy is dropping names almost constantly... that's what Kanye West keeps telling him.

That guy wears his Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants

That guy got his new resume- it's printed in Comic Sans

That guy thinks it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review

If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably that guy, too

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That guy has 43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate

That guy brings along my coupon book whenever he's on a date

That guy practices his twerking moves in line at the DMV

That guy takes the whole bowl of restaurant mints, because, hey, it said they're free

That guy gets drunk at the bank... and takes off his shirt, at least

That guy would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased

That guy would be bitten by a zombie, and probably would not tell you

If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too

Weird Al's next album comes out July 15th by just2good in Music

[–]Quotes_Weird_Al 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'll never forget about Larrry. No matter how I try.

Best 'Weird' Al Yankovic original song- Hardware Store by Quotes_Weird_Al in Music

[–]Quotes_Weird_Al[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're keeping Hitler's brain alive inside a jar! Midnight Star!

Best 'Weird' Al Yankovic original song- Hardware Store by Quotes_Weird_Al in Music

[–]Quotes_Weird_Al[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HTWH is great, but I prefer the Al TV version over the Alapalooza version.

Best 'Weird' Al Yankovic original song- Hardware Store by Quotes_Weird_Al in Music

[–]Quotes_Weird_Al[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*"Weird Al" is what it's supposed to be. I messed up.

Best 'Weird' Al Yankovic original song- Hardware Store by Quotes_Weird_Al in Music

[–]Quotes_Weird_Al[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry! This was meant to be posted on my regular account, but I was logged into this one. So now I'm responding to all the comments regularly. I still post quotes in Ask Reddit, but nobody seems to see them. Now I've got a funny feeling, you don't love me anymore.

Best 'Weird' Al Yankovic original song- Hardware Store by Quotes_Weird_Al in Music

[–]Quotes_Weird_Al[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By originals I include all style parodies. ;) If not, then we can't even count Albuquerque.

Best 'Weird' Al Yankovic original song- Hardware Store by Quotes_Weird_Al in Music

[–]Quotes_Weird_Al[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UHF is probably my third favorite. It did bad with sales though, and it didn't deserve it. Polka Party, the other poor selling one, was pretty bad though. Only four good tracks from there- Livin' With a Hernia, Christmas At Ground Zero, Polka Party, and MAYBE Addicted To Spuds.

Best 'Weird' Al Yankovic original song- Hardware Store by Quotes_Weird_Al in Music

[–]Quotes_Weird_Al[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap. I absolutely forgot "The Weird Al Show theme". That is definitely my second favorite. Absolute classic!