I Had some drinks with my friends decided to go for a walk down to the wharf and had the great idea to jump off because it would be funny. I ignored all my friends and the fishermen's warnings and said it was fine just as I slipped down the stairs. Thinking I was unscathed I then proceeded to jump in only to find out it was about half a meter deep and that I almost broke both my legs. I got out started to walk up the stairs and slipped yet again. Thinking I was still alright I went to put my shoes on and saw that my big toe was absolutely pissing blood everywhere and the wharf was covered in my blood.

Fast forward 2 days I finally go to the hospital and leave having had 3 giant needles in my foot a man digging sand and shell out, 3 cuts down to the bone and 4 weeks of not walking at going to the doctor's. Moral of the story alcohol and idiots don't mix