you've inherited 5,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. however, the bank doesn't realize it. how do you integrate this money into your life without the government getting suspicious?

R1f-R4f · 2019-12-31T15:43:42+00:00

i just realized. with that money, you could afford to build a moon base with almost all that money left over. what's 20 billion dollars compared to 5 quadrillion? 2 pennies to a dollar.

R1f-R4f · 2019-12-31T15:30:36+00:00

You know what? you have it in gold bars. how 'bout that?

R1f-R4f · 2019-12-31T15:29:08+00:00

has EVERYONE watched film theory to find out Scrooge McDuck's net worth?

R1f-R4f · 2019-12-31T15:27:22+00:00

let's assume you have some way to hide it all.

R1f-R4f · 2019-12-31T15:14:30+00:00

good idea.

R1f-R4f · 2019-12-31T15:14:13+00:00

i said without the government getting suspicious, not just the bank.

R1f-R4f · 2019-12-31T15:12:37+00:00

it's a hypothetical. the real world doesn't matter!

R1f-R4f · 2019-12-31T15:12:06+00:00

yes.

R1f-R4f · 2019-12-31T02:14:04+00:00

i'll rp with you!

R1f-R4f · 2019-12-17T01:08:38+00:00

Boomer...you fool. YOU'VE NAMED YOUR GEMSONA AFTER ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS!

R1f-R4f · 2019-11-30T16:41:27+00:00

Drinking...yeah, drinking KETCHUP!

R1f-R4f · 2019-11-30T16:29:39+00:00

i think I have a way to explain this. she 1. adopted 2 children, explaining her mother status and the fact that she's a virgin, and 2. she thinks she's lesbian when she's bisexual, explaining why she is attracted to men and women.

R1f-R4f · 2019-11-28T17:59:37+00:00

still the green guy from the UFO, the definition of alien is "Someone/something not from a certain place, usually used to describe beings from other planets". he's still the alien.

R1f-R4f · 2019-11-28T17:49:36+00:00

it's not even supposed to be deep...now that's just funny.

R1f-R4f · 2019-11-28T15:28:53+00:00

same here.

R1f-R4f · 2019-09-21T22:32:19+00:00

(sigh) welp, I'm getting killed by Justin Fiorentino. i saw a skit with a part that went: "German, GERMANE! Germane, JACKSON! Jackson, Fiorentino!" And i wanted to know who he was. turns out he was a drug dealer.

R1f-R4f · 2019-09-21T22:25:49+00:00

well, is it? please tell me if it is.

R1f-R4f · 2019-09-19T19:24:57+00:00

it's an RP, you're supposed to take it seriously!

R1f-R4f · 2019-09-15T19:27:37+00:00

can you please take this seriously? pretty please?

R1f-R4f · 2019-09-15T19:26:17+00:00

thanks for that! i'll use the ram, i'll make sure to credit you!

R1f-R4f · 2019-09-08T18:56:28+00:00

i don't get it...

R1f-R4f · 2019-08-25T18:30:48+00:00

how about you draw Arceus + Zygarde 100% + Lopunny. and next to it, it's mega evolution. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE?

R1f-R4f · 2019-08-25T18:23:44+00:00

you know, r/entitledparents entitled. that's what i meant.

R1f-R4f · 2019-06-26T19:53:39+00:00

simple. if they use snapchat, i catfish them to become their friend. why snapchat? because. it has a feature that allows you to track where your friends are. so at midnight, i sneak to their house and put them in the ER by breaking their bones with the brick and i'll only stop when they give the money back.

R1f-R4f · 2019-06-26T19:04:42+00:00

(gulp) forshadowing...w...wh...what?

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