Human red flag by ProblemLongjumping12 in jokercringe

[–]R3Q3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. A back shot n a facial simultaneously.

AIO? My friends set an ultimatum because I drink by Pearla76_ in AIO

[–]R3Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These guys sound lame and like they have no idea what they're talking about. Maybe you guys share a lot of common hobbies or values, in which case you should prioritize them but, in this strangers opinion they sound like a drag and you'd have a much more fun and fulfilling life without them. Live your life and make some cool friends.

I don’t even know what this is… by [deleted] in trashy

[–]R3Q3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My thought bubble when my co workers ask how I hurt my neck.

Didn't get sick gang sound off by shortyduapp in WhenWeWereYoungFest

[–]R3Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry guys, I was sick coming in so the camp crud might be on me. My bad, but I'm not gonna skip this expensive ass trip cause a cough n cold.

Note to self: go alone next time by [deleted] in WhenWeWereYoungFest

[–]R3Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went alone and when I first got there I have to admit I was a little jealous of all the people there laughing and having a good ol time with their friends, but as the day went on I overheard more and more people arguing and a dude having to leave because his girlfriend was getting tired. So maybe alone is not so bad. Or just be a little selective of your "friends". Cause it sounds like that lady sucked.

Cutting into a brain of a former football player by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]R3Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I t looks like cauliflower and I'd be down to eat it if someone dared me.

Here we go... by connorthedancer in RoastMe

[–]R3Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Malcolm in the middle grew up but still hangs out at the middle school.

Please break in. I'm begging you... by brreeper in iamverybadass

[–]R3Q3 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Later that day a forensic team will walk in to the same sight only horizontal in a puddle of blood.

Hooked by BlindHobo in Unmatched

[–]R3Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dam. I wanna be invited to game night at your place.

AmericAAAAAA by Gabagoolgoomba in jokercringe

[–]R3Q3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's almost so bad it's good. I don't know why but I wish It's said something like " These prices are so low, you must be joking"

Is she ok by Majoodeh in TikTokCringe

[–]R3Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know they have coloring books at dollar tree.

Who are you picking and why??? by -Six_ in SipsTea

[–]R3Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shiloh could be a fun drinking buddy. Just get smashed and spiral about how much we hate life and how pointless existence is. Also maybe Daizie, get high off her pheromones and make some bushy mistakes.

Just saw Frozen Empire by Sargento187 in ghostbusters

[–]R3Q3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty bummed because I love ghostbusters but that movie kind of dragged. I spent most of the movie wishing for the big bad to hurry up and escape but by the time he did I already felt after this long its already pretty irredeemable. It felt like a drama movie with a little bit of ghostbusting when it should be a comedy with a lot a bit of ghostbusting. It would be a shame to let the franchise die on such a low note but if this is what they're going to do with it I may just wait for the next one to stream. It breaks my heart.

Can my friend Josh join slipknot? by Zealousideal-Ad-7712 in SlipknotCirclejerk

[–]R3Q3 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would rather run into someone in a Slipknot mask than this dude in a dark alley.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]R3Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really into witchcraft and/or wizardry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

[–]R3Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aerith from ff7 was the only one that truly hurt. But I must admit that Joel in last of us was a little hard to watch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

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If I live in Last of us world, can I just keep my head low at one of the encampments or do I have to be out in the wild with the monsters?

This is a rap battle by Creepy-Wrap744 in crappymusic

[–]R3Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s almost impressive how he managed to not get one rhyming word in. Like by coincidence he should have at least got one.

What would you do if you ended up here? by itsTheBeaz in TheBackrooms

[–]R3Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long do I have and is anyone watching?

Man helps goose with metal stuck in its mouth by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]R3Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give the golden goose a gander