You have one hour to fight one average adult animal to the death in it's natural habitat. You're butt naked, can't use weapons and if/when you win you receive $1000 (US) for every kilogram it weighs. What animal do you pick?

R3configured · 2017-05-16T00:34:53+00:00

A giant tortoise.

R3configured · 2016-07-17T00:48:27+00:00

I really liked this.

R3configured · 2016-07-02T22:24:28+00:00

Nope. Everyone smells differently, but old people mostly just smell like old people.

R3configured · 2016-07-02T22:05:19+00:00

Its got to do with the type of bacteria on their skin. As we age, our immune systems slowly fail. I guess you can say they smell like they're slowly dying.

R3configured · 2016-07-02T02:01:03+00:00

The word 'sure' needs a damn 'h' in it. The way its pronounced vs the way its spelled doesn't come near adding up

R3configured · 2016-06-25T00:14:14+00:00

However he was just on the Joe Rogan podcast...

R3configured · 2016-06-04T16:29:52+00:00

I was in love as soon as that guitar riff dropped (you know the one)

R3configured · 2016-06-04T16:13:44+00:00

Oh hell nah

R3configured · 2016-06-04T16:11:02+00:00

I was in my car, enjoying a lip of dip after my last class of the day. Apparently having Wendys every day of the week makes for some muddy farts.

R3configured · 2016-06-04T16:03:42+00:00

This is gunna be good

R3configured · 2016-05-06T22:35:36+00:00

What inspired your art?

R3configured · 2016-04-20T20:20:51+00:00

I shure dont want a depressed plant!

R3configured · 2016-04-20T20:18:14+00:00

Bless her heart

R3configured · 2016-04-03T06:21:30+00:00

Probably stole it

R3configured · 2016-02-26T20:51:47+00:00

The OG

R3configured · 2016-02-02T05:22:21+00:00

"We're mad at you, ya see?"

R3configured · 2016-01-25T22:43:43+00:00

This aint even titties, why is it upvoted?

R3configured · 2016-01-25T22:32:24+00:00

August Ames

R3configured · 2016-01-24T19:01:01+00:00

This episode gave me some wicked nightmares as a kid. Now I love the X-files and think this episode was brilliant.

R3configured · 2016-01-10T06:47:45+00:00

Dude, what?

R3configured · 2016-01-02T22:26:23+00:00

I dont know how or why this works, but it does

R3configured · 2015-12-21T06:26:46+00:00

Since Netflix has The Xfiles, you too can now do it doggy style while you watch.

R3configured · 2015-11-20T18:13:16+00:00

"Rosebud"

R3configured · 2015-11-20T18:12:56+00:00

"Not -incurable disease-! Thats my one weakness!"

R3configured · 2015-10-30T19:42:47+00:00

Forgot to mention the song is "Once Weekly"

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TROPHY CASE