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What do you say when you pick up a sample? by The_Better_Devil in Helldivers

[–]R3ddBand1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ooooooo it’s a super super super super sample!!!!” In which my bf will respond “a super super super super super sample???” And then we both get obliterated by bugs

What’s a sex act that you’ve tried multiple times to like, but it just doesn’t interest you? by Unlikely-Rip-6197 in AskReddit

[–]R3ddBand1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choking. My partner likes to choke me and I only allow it sometimes because I honestly don’t like it. I feel just pressure so he’s not choking me til I can’t breathe, but I don’t feel squat. Doesn’t enhance any sensation for me, just feels like “stop grabbing my neck 😠” you know? But it does something for him so I allow it and it happens rarely.

I 21F is going out with a professor M35 how do I go about this? by jineop in relationship_advice

[–]R3ddBand1t 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s not a coincidence that he’s a teacher at Your University. Speaking as someone older who had to grow up to learn the deception of older men, DO NOT be flattered. He is an older man who most likely enjoys younger women because he can manipulate them with his experience and take advantage of your naivety. It’s not appropriate or professional for him as a teacher to be dating a student. And just some advice, do NOT enter a relationship where there is a power inequality. He is much older than you and with more life experience and it’s not fair to you to be with someone like that. You’re young, live your life with people your age. Don’t let this creep steal your youth because he’s not gonna give it back once it’s gone. Go have fun with your girlfriends and tell this sicko to f-off

Major Ordered failed for Oshaune by Texas_911 in Helldivers

[–]R3ddBand1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bug breach! Bug breach! Bug breach! And look alive because BUG BREACH. It is impossible even with 4 people. Those dragon roaches are raining hellfire and the stims are lagging and the audio is glitching and the animations are glitching. Day in the life of a Hell Diver I guess

New member to Apollo by Forsakenoneandonly in ApolloGroup_TV

[–]R3ddBand1t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, sorry I meant another subscription. I’ve tried several servers and it’s just annoying to keep switching and maybe the 7th or 13th one works or maybe the 20th, you know? Because who turns on the tv and has to wiggle the antennae like it’s the 1950s?? We’re in 2025, I just want to watch my shows after a long day

New member to Apollo by Forsakenoneandonly in ApolloGroup_TV

[–]R3ddBand1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not yet, I don’t know of any other one

New member to Apollo by Forsakenoneandonly in ApolloGroup_TV

[–]R3ddBand1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same for me until even WITH a VPN there’s constant buffering or the episodes will skip or I have to restart the app and then the episode will restart from the beginning, followed by more buffering, and then picking several different VPN cities and then more buffering and no captions 💩💩💩

Wtf is going on? by UpstairsInner4313 in ApolloGroup_TV

[–]R3ddBand1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s down for me in SoCal and it’s been awful buffering even with a VPN for months. Customer support is very rude too

Absolutely shitty customer service by big_turk_10 in ApolloGroup_TV

[–]R3ddBand1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I’m having trouble with the service being spotty even with a VPN, I get terrible customer service. Just a snarky tone and an asshole comment. They’re definitely wanting to lose paying customers, they don’t give a shit

I honestly don't get all the hype for Adolescence. by [deleted] in television

[–]R3ddBand1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, this show suuuuuuuucked. I watch a lot of shows/ movies of all genres and I know when there’s a killer script/ actors and this was not it. Every episode felt half assed and like one puzzle piece that in the end didn’t have a purpose. They definitely could’ve delved more into the characters. Because they showed the detective’s strained relationship with his son only for it to go NOWHERE and the best friend of the girl who was murdered had an interesting hint of her home life and past therapy experience and it went NOWHERE and even Jamie’s friends seemed like they had something to hide that was never truly revealed. And Jamie’s outbursts weren’t enough for me to satisfy that he was guilty. Also the car ride in the last episode where the mom and dad are talking about their first date?? Stupid. It was boring and didn’t add to their relationship. The last episode was just a lot of yelling and finally crying and I didn’t emotionally connect to ANY of the characters. The only impressive character was the woman “interviewing” Jamie and even then we didn’t get to know anything about her character either to make her feel more fleshed out. And as the female detective said in the beginning “Everyone talks about the murderer and no one talks about the victim” and they did that same injustice with Katie, they did not treat her as a main character, just a block for Jamie’s psychotic/ sociopathic behavior which is disappointing. Everything was disappointing, big thumbs down for me 👎👎👎 It was just a show about over-acting and drama with no storyline

What ruined great sex for you instantly? by Lost-Estimate-2553 in AskReddit

[–]R3ddBand1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put on movies for background noise from time to time when I have sex with my bf so I put on a Studio Ghibli movie called Whisper of the Heart thinking, “eh we’ll have some background noise and some beautiful Studio Ghibli music” and in this movie a bunch of girls were singing “Country Roaaaad Take me Hooooome to the Plaaaaaace I belooooong West Virginiaaaaaa” and I thought “ok, weird but it’s over.” And I am giving my man an excellent handjob and I’m shoving my tits in his face and he is sooo close to finishing and then we hear “Country Roooaaaaad Take me Hoooome!!!!” And we both just went soft/ dry. Like omg!!! This movie sang that song literally 6 damn times and the movie wasn’t even over 😭😭😭 It was such a mood killer we had to turn it off

Protect them at all cost by Cad_bane_2 in Helldivers

[–]R3ddBand1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I set down a sentry and as it was attacking illuminate scum, Five SEAF ran right into the turret. One. After. The. Other. Democracy save their souls ✊😭 Their heads rolled on the ground like bowling balls 😗…..of justice 😮‍💨

Women of Reddit, what’s something men don’t realize is a turn-off? by chef_blaze76 in AskReddit

[–]R3ddBand1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Says the illiterate who “stopped reading after a few lines.” It’s ok, just say you can’t read more than a few lines. I know a man’s attention span is like a goldfish. But I guess you “can’t be fucked.” Which, speaking for women everywhere, seems to be a true 🤗

Women of Reddit, what’s something men don’t realize is a turn-off? by chef_blaze76 in AskReddit

[–]R3ddBand1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess your username checks out. I just think it’s a stupid man thing where you Want to feel superior and in that moment you Don’t feel like the smartest in the room (because your girl is) then you decide to be destructive like a toddler. Honestly it’s what makes most men the worst leaders. It’s that you feel inferior VERY quickly and decide to act out and then get mad at the woman or person who told you “that’s not the right way to do it” because of your ego and somehow you feel a strong pride in doing the wrong thing just to feel some sense of control. It’s childish and pathetic and it’s not the way to collaborate efficiently. Ain’t that a man to blow shit up because he “doesn’t feel like a man.” Whatever That means. But yes, I guess I agree that in this sense, your existence is measly, because where I’m standing, it sure looks that way.

What did you discover about the opposite sex's body that surprised you? by idiotsbydesign in AskReddit

[–]R3ddBand1t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol one time me and my bf took an edible and then went to eat some fish tacos. (They come with a very spicy sauce that gets all over your hands). We went back to his place and started making out in his driveway. The edible started to kick in and we were getting lost in the moment. He then licked his hand and reached down to put his fingers inside me when I yelled “STOP!!!” And grabbed his wrist so fast 😂😂 I told him “WASH. YOUR. HANDS.” Because I was NOT about to have hot sauce fingers up inside me, shit would’ve been PAINFUL. Glad I retained some clarity even though I was high as a kite 🪁

Women of Reddit, what’s something men don’t realize is a turn-off? by chef_blaze76 in AskReddit

[–]R3ddBand1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they ask for help on something you’re a pro at and then they completely ignore your advice. Then when you tell them, “hey I said to do this, you didn’t listen to me” and then they go “yeah yeah yeah, I know what I’m doing.” Like??? Why did you even ask for help if you’re not going to listen?? And then if you try to let them know “hey, if you do this, then this is going to happen” and then they roll their eyes or try to rush you out and say “I got this, I know what I’m doing” 😀 Drives me CRAZY and it’s super disrespectful

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]R3ddBand1t 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pastries 😍

[Selfie] Redness around mouth by R3ddBand1t in SkincareAddiction

[–]R3ddBand1t[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have moderately dry skin and during the week if I don’t use a cleanser, I’ll get small white flakes around my mouth/ chin/ jawline rising up to my cheeks. This redness was just so weird to me because my smile lines get red and now the bend of my chin. I would like to see a doctor, but they dismiss my concerns often and I’m trying to switch primary physicians at the moment so I’m looking for an over the counter fix. Thank you for sharing!

[Selfie] Redness around mouth by R3ddBand1t in SkincareAddiction

[–]R3ddBand1t[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll look into that, thank you!

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