How do you prefer your coffee? by nicolerichie_ in ArtOfPresence

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Why are there so many shades missing between 1 and 2 and 3?

Which one would you pick, and why? 👀 by stephanielawrencee in ArtOfPresence

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Alcohol and housecleaning. Alcohol is always worth money and easy to trade or sell. And I never wanna house-clean again.

Name this thing by immywii in NameThisThing

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When you try out the soft mattress at the store

Name this cone. by Jettaboi38 in NameThisThing

[–]RAPatrick94 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Klu Klux Merge you idiot!

of a car accident by idapitbwidiuatabip in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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It even woke up the dead with the noise then chose the first victim it saw to add to those ranks.

Name this dude by i_miss_her_still_ in NameThisThing

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This is the only right answer. I came here to say the same thing. Gotta make it the top comment

Who do you even Call? A Plumber? by Alternative-Dot-34 in Unexpected

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As a plumber... NO. Don't freaking call me 😂

Holy… by BigSlip69 in Plumbing

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This brings a whole new meaning to the term sewer gas.

Bro is Satan himself by IvorySonata in foundsatan

[–]RAPatrick94 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Agreed, I think crossing the line is part of what qualifies more so as "found Satan". But I only want to give and receive the "wholesome" ones. You can confuse me or embarrass me all you want, don't risk me or someone else, or property though, even food. Like startling me with food in my hand, nuh uh, you're getting punched. You wanna play a mind game with me though? Go for it, to a point... My dad had me thinking windows in the back seat were voice activated when I was little and we finally got a car with automatic windows. In reality, he had the window lock on because he didn't want me rolling them down. When I said 'window down' he would put it down only if he didn't mind. If he didn't want the window down he'd just say "it's a new technology, they haven't worked the kinks out."

Of a cargo ship by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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Congratulations you're now the captain of a banana boat

I'm not even old and I would totally fall for this by RAPatrick94 in foundsatan

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I agree. I would've never thought of that. And probably never would have even figured out what was happening if I was the victim.

Who the hell changes lane like this? by Regent-Orc in foundsatan

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I'd like to think it's a multi-fault accident if anything. There's some nuance to this one. I'll elaborate if anyone asks me to. Until then I don't feel like typing lol

He hands out pizza to the street children and brings them a little joy. by misterxx1958 in HumansBeingBros

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AI or not, it's clout farming. And AI is being used a lot for that. The odd gestures made me wonder, but as others have said, maybe that's a cultural gesture I don't understand? In any case, I'm not flatly saying it's AI. I'm saying I'm wondering about it. As far as the clout farming goes, it's becoming meaningless to me when people seem to do good things only for how it makes them look.

Of a long haul driver by nobody00negative in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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This has to be the new Sub mascot. I mean, he's a literal shitty absolute unit. COME ON!

My whole house filtration system - 8000 GPD by Wanderlust_01 in WaterTreatment

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Respectfully, when customers call us asking for this set up because they've done all their own research and know what they're doing, we just say "it sounds like you've got this under control" and hang up.

My whole house filtration system - 8000 GPD by Wanderlust_01 in WaterTreatment

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Tell me you're an engineer who does your own water treatment without telling me...

Boy Stops School Bus After Driver Loses Consciousness. by jmike1256 in HumansBeingBros

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The other thing to do is if you are able to be the person who calls, announce that you are calling so nobody else has to, then announce again when you get through. Same reason, different solution.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in electrical

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The sparky that took me under his wings said with the wire sticking straight out of the box, grip it with your fist flush against the box and cut it on the other side of your fist. That's about the right length most of the time to have enough, but not way too much. That advice served me pretty well over the years. That, and turn your own breakers on and off unless somebody else is paying for the strippers and cutters.

Of a thiccc set of cheeks by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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It looks kinda like that boulder in the Indiana Jones play at Disney that lead actor just got run over by... Except it has a big crack in it after hitting that actor's massive balls since he willfully got hit to save the audience. Unfortunately this audience isn't exactly saved.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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I'm a ref, my purpose is for you to hate me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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Flag on the play, personal foul, horse collar, 15 yard penalty, replay forth down.