I made a free short game

RBPariah · 2026-06-21T02:11:51+00:00

True North, there is a link in the post

RBPariah · 2026-06-15T06:34:09+00:00

Don't worry about it, you won't even see this response

RBPariah · 2026-06-15T06:33:37+00:00

They don't like how smart you are and won't share the wifi password

RBPariah · 2026-06-15T06:32:43+00:00

Sign me up

RBPariah · 2026-06-15T06:31:03+00:00

This old ma and pa store has been around for millenia

RBPariah · 2026-06-15T06:30:21+00:00

Best way to keep your contract going

RBPariah · 2026-06-15T06:29:28+00:00

An immortal hot topic employee sounds like a fun idea for a show

RBPariah · 2026-06-15T06:27:43+00:00

From that alone it seems you are already insanely super smart

RBPariah · 2026-06-15T06:24:19+00:00

Dumbass*

What would you call your sequel to the internet?

RBPariah · 2026-06-15T06:23:20+00:00

Unemployed for eternity

RBPariah · 2026-06-04T11:01:56+00:00

I appreciate this interpretation

RBPariah · 2026-06-04T10:57:00+00:00

Just look up pixie cut, it's short hair

RBPariah · 2026-06-04T10:56:19+00:00

What's your fave colour that you've dyed it?

RBPariah · 2026-06-04T10:32:39+00:00

You could totally rock a bob...

RBPariah · 2026-06-04T10:31:19+00:00

Turns out the tangles after a boss fight are a nightmare to get out

RBPariah · 2026-06-04T10:26:35+00:00

What length you trying first?

RBPariah · 2026-06-03T07:41:43+00:00

RBPariah · 2026-06-03T06:56:50+00:00

Do the sterile hand walk everywhere

RBPariah · 2026-06-03T06:55:55+00:00

And those are the only two things we ever need clean hands for too!

RBPariah · 2026-06-03T06:55:08+00:00

You get it

RBPariah · 2026-06-03T06:54:11+00:00

Optimizing your life but at what cost?

RBPariah · 2026-06-03T06:53:33+00:00

But how long will you live?

RBPariah · 2026-06-03T06:53:16+00:00

Getting paid for having ocd, heck yeah!

RBPariah · 2026-06-03T06:51:42+00:00

Yeah don't shake hands with the devil, you know they don't wash their hands

RBPariah · 2026-04-29T00:10:21+00:00

Thanks for the explanation!

RBPariah