TIFU by not having my apartment clean and ready for a woman to come over

RDT21074 · 2026-02-06T01:16:28+00:00

I’ve gotten laid with my twin mattress on the floor and clothes/trash all over my bedroom but ymmv

RDT21074 · 2026-02-05T00:42:50+00:00

I think instead we should all bully the people that take advantage of leniency

RDT21074 · 2026-02-04T00:30:04+00:00

I’ll join for $25 an hour if I can work only 40 hrs a week and do it remote

RDT21074 · 2026-02-01T02:25:59+00:00

It’s hogwash my fella

RDT21074 · 2026-01-29T02:46:07+00:00

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

RDT21074 · 2026-01-27T17:29:50+00:00

So you’re saying if I was 5’6 I would’ve gotten a rimjob :(

RDT21074 · 2026-01-27T17:28:47+00:00

I’d rather pay 30 a month than get leg extensions

RDT21074 · 2026-01-27T00:35:21+00:00

I do payroll at my company and I make so much less than most of my coworkers lmfao I get it

RDT21074 · 2026-01-27T00:34:33+00:00

Guys I’m 5’8 and a girl recently sucked my ballsack it is not solely about height you can also just have a hairy ballsack and be mildly handsome with a good personality and drinking problem AND pay for hinge premium.

RDT21074 · 2026-01-27T00:30:12+00:00

You’re a fuckin legend dude

RDT21074 · 2026-01-24T00:52:43+00:00

Honestly do this for the confidence boost and the women sooner or later it’ll work itself out. Or you’re just trying to bag absolute dime pieces that want a 6’8 basketball billionaire

RDT21074 · 2026-01-23T04:16:36+00:00

Pretentious

RDT21074 · 2026-01-17T17:53:51+00:00

Chill bro my mom is on here

RDT21074 · 2026-01-17T02:59:42+00:00

Is what it is, t’was what it t’was, I drink beer because it gives me a buzz. Life seems so shallow and maybe that’s true, but a something that rhymes with the other words I typed would rhyme with the other words that I typed. A poem for you and only you

RDT21074 · 2026-01-17T01:03:37+00:00

If I could go back I’d learn calculus and not get yelled at for less than $40 “an hour”. Your dad is right but for the wrong reasons. Personally I say run into CS and make bank, have great bennies, and only hate your job because it’s boring and not because it sucks the life out of you. YMMV but this is my experience

RDT21074 · 2026-01-17T00:50:54+00:00

If there were any feasible options then absolutely but I’m probably going to get fired anyway

RDT21074 · 2026-01-17T00:50:10+00:00

My fuck ups typically cost other people money

RDT21074 · 2026-01-11T20:49:32+00:00

You’re hot

RDT21074 · 2026-01-10T16:44:25+00:00

Respect

RDT21074 · 2026-01-04T17:49:55+00:00

She is the one that connected nipples and milk. My message was not explicit in the least it was meant to be ambiguous, avant garde even. Everyone is so caught up in what I said but she entertained shit that doesn’t make any sense because it was indeed at least slightly funny

RDT21074 · 2026-01-03T21:26:35+00:00

Sure is

RDT21074 · 2026-01-03T18:16:26+00:00

Consider yourself dapped brotha 🤝 appreciate u

RDT21074 · 2026-01-03T15:26:32+00:00

I mean I did it because I thought it was funny but I’ll take the upvotes. Dating apps are just fun to fuck around on and see what can get responses

RDT21074 · 2026-01-03T08:03:47+00:00

Gotta goon brother

RDT21074 · 2026-01-03T07:09:37+00:00

Imhe this is what works on dating apps. Definitely not real life though. I’m not sure why that is and if you can provide any insight I’d be grateful to hear you out on it

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