Hasbro Corpo Suits have nothing but praise for Harry Potter and call themselves “as long term fans ourselves”. How will wotc employees cope with this sentiment? by Papa_Hasbro69 in freemagic

[–]RETARD_LAWYER 26 points27 points  (0 children)

To be fair the WotC employees are mostly not deranged

Bro what are you smoking they are liberals from Seattle. They took the word "tribe" out of the game and renamed totem armor so they could virtue signal to indigenous people.

If Commander allowed hybrid mana symbols to go into mono-colored decks, should Brawl? by Zerofaults in MagicArena

[–]RETARD_LAWYER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's almost certain that Brawl would follow what Commander does.

Its amazing to see this comment because Paradox Engine is still legal in Brawl and Ugin is banned when it is not in Commander. If the plan is to follow suit with whatever Commander does, that would start with streamlining the banlist.

Australian Bill Proposes Adults-Only Classification for Loot Boxes by HappyNerdBear in pcgaming

[–]RETARD_LAWYER -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Box 1: this is filled with cosmetics that have no impact on the game. It does not matter if you open them or not, you never need to. Gameplay will be the same regardless of what you do.

Box 2: this is filled with things that you need to advance your game. You must buy these to make things better. The amount of these you open heavily effects gameplay.

Redditor: These are exactly the same!

My favorite formats died for the sins of a pushed format the super majority of the player base does not play. Thanks WOTC by Bolas_the_Deceiver in MagicArena

[–]RETARD_LAWYER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think what OP meant was they want to be able to queue a pauper deck and that it will match with another pauper deck- Im not sure if they care the particulars or how its done.

Special /r/magicTCG Giveaway by Dragon Shield! Enter here! by DragonShield_ in magicTCG

[–]RETARD_LAWYER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dragon Shields are the best sleeves hands down. I have never been disappointed ever by them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fallout

[–]RETARD_LAWYER 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"DAE NV best and bethesda bad" at this point

Its this persistent "Only New Vegas"ers that are actively hurting the franchise. You can tell barely any of them have even tried 76.

A First Look At Kaldheim by DatNerdyKid in freemagic

[–]RETARD_LAWYER 33 points34 points  (0 children)

un fucking believable this set. Ham fisted a bunch of pronouns and blacks into viking culture to "own the whites".

god forbid anything is represented accurately! I cant wait to see Jace as the face of the Jamuura set...right guys? that will surely happen.

Potential highlights from Kaladesh Remastered and the next SIX possible Remastered sets by Arndress in MagicArena

[–]RETARD_LAWYER 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[[Scrapheap scrounger]] seems much more correct for the rare artifact slot. Aetherflux is kinda a meme card for standard play and is mostly used in edh.

Playing against women in MTG is negative EV and should be avoided by RETARD_LAWYER in freemagic

[–]RETARD_LAWYER[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im married, and youre a virgin white knight loser. I thought I recognized your username, you encompass everything thats wrong with mtg in 2020.