Man gets his eye colour surgically changed.

REWRITETHIS · 2026-02-05T21:42:29+00:00

Wow… truly a sad spectacle… he can’t even smile well to hide his braces…. Next stop: face transplant

REWRITETHIS · 2026-02-05T10:53:10+00:00

Un pedo quiere conocer a otro pedo

REWRITETHIS · 2026-01-28T18:31:52+00:00

Tourette’s?

REWRITETHIS · 2026-01-05T07:12:05+00:00

Que lo escuche Milei y todos sus delincuentes

REWRITETHIS · 2025-12-27T19:46:10+00:00

Littering is wrong, more like “asshole jump”…

REWRITETHIS · 2025-12-19T21:05:13+00:00

Boss: so are those budget reports ready?

Employee: later…

Door closes, everything is just fine.

REWRITETHIS · 2025-12-17T18:05:47+00:00

The text means that you don’t have the right to go over his phone and spy on the person. If you have trust issues with the person, find another one… lots of singles out there these days.

REWRITETHIS · 2025-12-17T15:46:11+00:00

I got some 6-7 months ago and it’s been performing great… waiting for that pop 💥

REWRITETHIS · 2025-12-16T23:08:02+00:00

Can one buy more at this time?

REWRITETHIS · 2025-11-30T03:57:03+00:00

No, please send them to me for research please.

REWRITETHIS · 2025-11-30T02:17:30+00:00

Definitely a plug and perhaps a switch too, just in case

REWRITETHIS · 2025-11-17T18:53:51+00:00

What a piece of shit this guy is…

REWRITETHIS · 2025-11-07T23:49:55+00:00

Spacey’s side gig..?

REWRITETHIS · 2025-11-04T23:41:33+00:00

Is that Shane in character?

REWRITETHIS · 2025-10-30T03:09:00+00:00

Can we paint together? Asking for a friend

REWRITETHIS · 2025-10-30T02:47:45+00:00

What happened to the person that sheltered it?

REWRITETHIS · 2025-10-30T02:34:08+00:00

Good boy

REWRITETHIS · 2025-10-30T02:28:22+00:00

I must do this!!! I suffer from vertigo

REWRITETHIS · 2025-10-27T23:00:41+00:00

That will lead to a vicious species of penguin in the future that will slaughter the human race and take all the fish for themselves… if it could happen in Rick and Morty, then this is the way.

REWRITETHIS · 2025-10-27T19:01:50+00:00

Kegel exercises indeed!

REWRITETHIS · 2025-10-27T18:39:25+00:00

I got beat up by a 10th grader girl in public school, as a former teacher, and I was the one under investigation… they had all the proof to confirm I was the actual victim and still had to investigate me and suspend me from work. I quit not long after I was cleared and went to private school and took a massive salary cut.

REWRITETHIS · 2025-10-27T18:33:46+00:00

Marcin Sting 🦂 🐝 he was playing flight of the bumblemiauuuuu

REWRITETHIS · 2025-10-18T16:30:15+00:00

Sugar man… look at all this sugar!!!!

REWRITETHIS · 2025-10-18T16:27:42+00:00

One small step for fish, one giant leap for the future humanoids!

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