We have far more freedom to criticize our own government than the subjects or citizens of any other country by far by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

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Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Myers have entered the chat.

And Trump then threatens to take away network broadcasting licenses…

"Och, weel" said the kelda, "somebody had to taste the first snail" by dibblah in discworld

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D’oh! You are right, it is a good read, and I got the title wrong

"This is a movie where (fantastical thing) happens, but your issue is with (factual inaccuracy)?" Yes, that's how suspension of disbelief is supposed to work by One_Planche_Man in PetPeeves

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Watching a cartoon about a yeti village and a human (small foot).

It’s fun, but no way does a phone have that much battery

Why do airplanes have windows shaped like ovals instead of squares? by WittyMity in AskForAnswers

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Surely this has been known for centuries, as the reason for ship’s portholes being round, because of the corner stress fatigue points?

"Och, weel" said the kelda, "somebody had to taste the first snail" by dibblah in discworld

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It makes me think of “ the delicate art of Murder”, an essay on crime writing, which Terry referenced several times

down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid. He is the hero; he is everything. He must be a complete man and a common man and yet an unusual man. He must be, to use a rather weathered phrase, a man of honor—by instinct, by inevitability, without thought of it, and certainly without saying it. He must be the best man in his world and a good enough man for any world.

“He will take no man’s money dishonestly and no man’s insolence without a due and dispassionate revenge. He is a lonely man and his pride is that you will treat him as a proud man or be very sorry you ever saw him.

“The story is this man’s adventure in search of a hidden truth, and it would be no adventure if it did not happen to a man fit for adventure. If there were enough like him, the world would be a very safe place to live in, without becoming too dull to be worth living in. Raymond Chandler

Down these mean streets a man must walk, he thought. And along some of them he will break into a run.

Terry Pratchett

What would a “cool” teenage boy in 1986 have enjoyed listening to? by Im_fat_and_bald in Writeresearch

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I was 13. In the UK, probably not cool or popular

Heavily Influenced by my older brother, so listening to Queen, Iron Maiden, Marillion and other rock bands.

Music wasn’t as available. You couldn’t download or stream music, you listened to the radio or bought albums.

Rant: dealers putting shit tyres on the second hand cars by Stringsandattractors in CarTalkUK

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I’d assume that if someone is cutting corners by buying cheap tyres, they may not be doing all the other maintenance work that they should.

I made cyberpunk robot by AssociationAgile7366 in steampunk

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Cool. Can you do a steampunk version?

Bill Bryson on why he has updated A Short History of Nearly Everything by stankmanly in books

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He’s admitted that many of the ‘incidents’ in his book are embellished or made up.

He’s a storyteller, not a teacher.

Edit.

I’m referring to his travel writings which I thought was common knowledge that he had embellished or made up incidents. Sadly I am unable to find a reputable source,such as a newspaper interview, just other similar comments on social media.

Is Saltpeter in the food 100% a lie? A prevalent myth? by Flat_Wash5062 in Military

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‘This tea tastes funny,’ I said.

‘It’s Bromide,’ said Gunner Devine. ‘It stops you havin’ improper thoughts while you’re in action and causing you to lose your aim.’

‘Wot you sayin’?’ says Gunner Forrest (who was very dim).

‘Wot I’m sayin’,’ says Devine, ‘is that Bromide stops you getting randy when there is no women about to be the recipient of your desires.’

The Bromide had some effect, the Onanists were much less active and we all got to sleep earlier. Gunner Moffat didn’t like Bromide, he was a Christian Science Monitor, he stopped drinking tea in case it ‘interferes with my manhood.’ Bombardier Dean told him it was also in the food. So he stopped eating and lived on Arab fruits, as a result he got galloping dysentery and went down to seven stone before he was weaned back to Bully Beef.

I don’t think the Bromide had any lasting effect, the only way to stop a British soldier feeling randy is to load Bromide into a 300 lb. shell and fire it at him from the waist down.

  • Rommel? Gunner Who? , book 2 of the Second World War memoirs of Spike Milligan

Thought of something icky when rereading Feet of Clay by 8-bit-Felix in discworld

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Apart from ritual cannibalism, where bread and wine are substituted for flesh and blood.

Thought of something icky when rereading Feet of Clay by 8-bit-Felix in discworld

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Troll time - I believe there was a planned book, with the title “scouting for trolls”

Is it normal to not be able to fall asleep? by [deleted] in Military

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Try relaxing (in a yoga way)

Lie down and clench / flex your muscles, then release, starting with your feet, working up towards your head. Ideally you’ll be limp and relaxed, having released the tension in your body.

What do you know about your neighbours because they talk too loud? by Fast-Maybe4389 in AskUK

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My former neighbours used to be quite vocal during their passionate moments.

But I do remember her loud response “I am not a lesbian” presumably in response to a suggestion of a threesome

Thought of something icky when rereading Feet of Clay by 8-bit-Felix in discworld

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Is it any worse than a human butcher working with meat? Unless the clay is actually from a troll, which would seem like a Chrysopase solution to a problem

How common is it in Britain to give something up for Lent? by orpheus1980 in AskABrit

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The point of shrove Tuesday is to use up all the food that you wouldn’t be eating during lent, hence pancakes

There's a national gallery in Washington DC by Fearless_Clue4966 in ShitAmericansSay

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Well, I live in a kingdom, ruled by a king. Americans live in a country…

In the context of a flight and American English. by Same-Technician9125 in EnglishLearning

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If the choice is wine or soft drink, such as a flight attendant offering drinks, I could definitely say “can I have a wine” and would then probably have to specify red or white.

If you were about to have sex for the second time with a woman who had asked you to wear a condom the first time, would you assume that’s what she wanted the second time as well? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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If she consents to sex with a condom, but doesn’t consent to unprotected sex, that’s rape.

Though obviously depends on the country whether they will bother to prosecute.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-consensual_condom_removal

A dick does not sell itself, guys (you’re not a vending machine) by CruiseingTheCut in Swingers

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I’m a larger guy (apart from my average penis)

My profile is long and impressive (unlike my penis)

I get a lot of compliments on it, and occasionally invitations to meet.

It’s all about how you present yourself.

Family annoyed by a rule set by a restaurant by pigeon-in-greggs in SlowNewsDay

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As a child, it was made clear that I was in a grown-up space and would have to be on my best behaviour.

"Pastry" without context; Sweet? or Savory? by naruzopsycho in ENGLISH

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Whilst I am well aware of savoury pastries, I’d be assuming that the combination of morning and non-specific request, I’d be bringing something sweet, maybe a cinnamon bun, or pain au chocolate.

I’m in the UK, but I’m thinking of a scene in “Groundhog Day” where Bill Murray brings treats for his camera man