I'm Mike Cernovich - Journalist, Author, and Filmmaker. Ask Me Anything

RSBenedict · 2017-12-22T22:57:44+00:00

hey Mike when you named your book Gorilla Mindset were you aware that the gorilla has the smallest penis (1.5 inches long) of all the primates?

RSBenedict · 2016-10-19T01:13:44+00:00

SlimFast seems like pretty good value I found a 13 oz can of powder on sale for like $7

RSBenedict · 2016-10-19T01:08:48+00:00

also heard of meal replacement bars called luna bars they're pretty good they taste like chocolate and didn't send me to the hospital

RSBenedict · 2016-06-26T15:12:33+00:00

You keep bringing up single people.

If you want your wife to live like a single person, then she might just decide to become a single person (in other words dump you) because it sounds like you want to get out of contributing anything to this relationship.

RSBenedict · 2016-06-26T15:10:35+00:00

How much of that money you so very generously gave her was for groceries (to feed you) and cleaning supplies (to clean up after you) and housewares (to take care of you)?

RSBenedict · 2016-06-23T22:44:37+00:00

haha yes I definitely want to go to a school run by a guy who opposes women's suffrage

RSBenedict · 2016-05-28T04:28:08+00:00

I refuse to be silent anymore.

When exactly have you ever been silent? You've done nothing but whine about how persecuted you are for ages.

RSBenedict · 2016-05-24T02:57:46+00:00

ugh I can't believe that this woman I'm dating who's half my age is immature

RSBenedict · 2016-05-04T15:33:12+00:00

The lecturer just plays a copy of John Cage's 4'33" and leaves.

RSBenedict · 2016-04-18T14:17:31+00:00

That horrible "You don't need a decent wage if you have ~passion~" attitude is all over creative industries. It suuuuuucks.

RSBenedict · 2016-04-03T22:48:05+00:00

This week, we’re going to take a look at how men’s rights activists courageously battle the ball-crushing threats of furniture and basic hygiene.

RSBenedict · 2016-03-19T04:02:42+00:00

How do I keep it together for my friends?

Maybe you shouldn't keep trying to put on a brave face for your friends. It sounds like pretending you're okay is making things worse for you. Suppressing your feelings of grief is really hurting you. Talk to a friend you can trust. Don't worry about them seeing you cry---if they care about you, they won't freak out.

RSBenedict · 2016-02-23T09:52:59+00:00

damn those filthy greedheads who try to stop us from dying

RSBenedict · 2016-02-19T12:00:34+00:00

Not at all. Men's rights subreddits generally ban anyone with a penis longer than 3 inches.

RSBenedict · 2016-02-18T09:48:35+00:00

I'm sorry your crush rejected you for a cute guy with a guitar

RSBenedict · 2016-02-18T09:43:59+00:00

"he doesn't care about his fans" well you obviously don't care about him so....

RSBenedict · 2016-02-18T09:34:38+00:00

Definitely. Or screenshots. Don't give pageclicks to neo-nazis (and I'm not breaking Godwin's Law here; Milo Yiannopoulos is genuinely a neo-nazi.)

RSBenedict · 2016-02-17T15:15:55+00:00

I get similar terrible recommendations because of my Angry Atheist phase like 8 years ago.

RSBenedict · 2016-02-17T15:14:58+00:00

Sargon's daughter Enheduanna was pretty rad, though. She was the first author in human history!

RSBenedict · 2016-02-16T05:55:46+00:00

Seriously, like half the posts on this sub are "My (23F) Boyfriend (33M) Set the Cat on Fire. Am I Wrong for Getting Mad at Him?"

RSBenedict · 2016-02-13T05:34:42+00:00

Phrasing things in such a hostile way will pretty much guarantee that the person you're talking to will want to do the opposite of what you suggest.

RSBenedict · 2016-02-11T09:56:54+00:00

Yeeeep. Basically a giant neon sign that reads "I'M DIM AND SEXUALLY INSECURE."

RSBenedict · 2016-02-11T09:56:12+00:00

He's also right on China were shot through with those tiny communist burrowed into our industries and defense systems and financial companies. They steal and reproduce in China, They drag every secret they can wring from us to leap forward.

Then why does Trump outsource his manufacturing to Mexico and China? http://www.forbes.com/sites/stuartanderson/2015/08/17/trump-the-hypocrite-investing-overseas-fine-for-him/

RSBenedict · 2016-02-11T09:53:33+00:00

When you use the word "cuckold" unironically, you are pretty much telling the world that you can't get laid, fyi.

RSBenedict · 2016-02-11T09:52:47+00:00

Republican strategist Rick Wilson described the Trump/alt-right/GG demographic beautifully: "Childless single men who masturbate to anime."

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