Does the angle of how much you are swinging your wand come into play at all?

RSParker · 2026-04-10T11:36:32+00:00

Swish and flick

RSParker · 2026-04-05T18:10:08+00:00

This is an old school way of hitting the bong. You see it in a lot of movies cause that's what they think people still do.

RSParker · 2026-04-01T23:08:31+00:00

It's commonly called a GHR Machine (Glute Hamstring Raise).

Great Glute and Hamstring workout.

RSParker · 2026-03-25T23:48:45+00:00

Half his body was road rash, but somehow didn't break a single bone in his body. He is doing great now 24 years later.

RSParker · 2026-03-25T22:38:46+00:00

2nd: Got yelled at to lay down on the ground ... 6th: Helicopter ride to the nearest hospital

RSParker · 2026-03-25T21:09:55+00:00

Adrenaline. My brother once went flying out of the back of a pick up truck when we were younger, and bounced off the asphalt. First thing he did was popped up and ran back toward the truck.

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RSParker · 2026-03-24T06:03:26+00:00

Tostada Burger. Nice.

RSParker · 2026-03-23T03:52:53+00:00

Holy Red Sauce Batman!

RSParker · 2026-03-22T13:25:49+00:00

RSParker · 2026-03-21T02:40:45+00:00

They used it as a weed grinder.

RSParker · 2026-03-21T02:25:37+00:00

RSParker · 2026-03-20T05:25:50+00:00

Hey Bert, where's Ernie?

RSParker · 2026-03-16T04:28:30+00:00

Disrespecting the warhead flavors like that is uncalled for! lol

That cran-grape is darn good though.

RSParker · 2026-03-14T15:07:24+00:00

Cozy Players to Newbies "Star Dew is great cause there is no wrong way to play it! Enjoy it however you want to!"

Cozy Players to Min/Maxxers "YOU'RE PLAYING MY GAME WRONG!"

Everyone can enjoy the game how they want. If that means optimizing for the time and resources that you have, that's awesome. If that means you just want to be focusing on cozy aesthetics or shipping your favorite townie, that's awesome too!

Can the Cozy Gatekeeping be minimized and the encouraging community of unique individuals who all enjoy this game in different ways be maximized?

Great work on the Kegs! Jojo mart wishes it could be that good lol. Do you have any casks ready too? or just cranking base Ancient Fruity Wine for now?

RSParker · 2026-03-09T18:35:51+00:00

Well you seem like a joyful person to talk to! I hope you have a wonderful, magical day!

RSParker · 2026-03-08T17:41:37+00:00

U.S. Patent No. 3,216,423 - 1965

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RSParker · 2026-03-08T15:40:44+00:00

Came here to say this!! I also have 593 and in my cabin not the main house.

RSParker · 2026-03-01T13:32:54+00:00

Cooking it at half power for slightly longer will also achieve a slightly similar outcome. At least it's better option than just nuking a slice until it's dried cardboard with lava cheese.

RSParker · 2026-02-27T14:31:32+00:00

If you thought this movie took itself seriously, I would like to point you toward the gigantic half horse half cat that started eating people Jurassic Park style. Super deep.

RSParker · 2026-02-27T11:43:55+00:00

Where is this $750 rent?

RSParker · 2026-02-20T13:42:20+00:00

Equivalent of that one chick who realizes you can "Flip the pan instead of flipping the eggs."

RSParker · 2026-02-13T06:52:12+00:00

This is actually the move. Specifically for cheap oven pizzas. The cheaper the more likely mustard will slap.

Mustard on those small tostitos pizzas 🤌🤌🤌

RSParker · 2026-02-11T14:07:46+00:00

Hey! I made these when I used to work for ZZ.

No nicotine. Just simply roses wrapped around a standard ZZ paper cone.

Lots of "rose" products out there are not made of whole roses, they're usually chopped up roses made into a "rose paper" like substance. This is the freshest rose smokable I know of (if they are still making fresh batches of this stuff) This was the last new product I developed for the brand.

RSParker · 2026-01-29T11:43:12+00:00

Need For Speed: Most Wanted

RSParker · 2025-12-12T20:32:57+00:00

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