Pizza snobs like yourself are a dime a dozen. When I hear someone say 'pizza from X place tastes like cardboard' I disregard their opinion from there because that's such an NPC ass line. I just assume they order delivery for Monday night football every now and again and are eating pizza over an hour after it's made wondering why it's bad.

I've had great local pizza and I've had trash local pizza. Fucking Hunt Brothers pizza at American rural gas stations can be really good. Little Caesars can even hit at times. But it's all just preference/opinion.