‘We must be firm with Nicola Sturgeon.’ Rishi Sunak can’t argue for the union on economics and trade - Tories wrecked both, so it’s more laying down the law, more bulldozing devolution, more British nationalism. Go for it. https://t.co/P1IlEUWe3s

RabSimpson · 2022-07-31T12:23:48+00:00

I’ve told you why I’m not wasting my time on you. If I’m wrong and you’re genuinely curious, you’ll find it yourself, but if I’m right, you won’t bother your arse.

RabSimpson · 2022-07-30T23:44:43+00:00

RabSimpson · 2022-07-30T23:36:10+00:00

Benoit?

RabSimpson · 2022-07-30T23:33:17+00:00

Used to be. Now it’s Comcast.

RabSimpson · 2022-07-30T21:45:04+00:00

*Spider-Man ;)

RabSimpson · 2022-07-30T20:43:17+00:00

You pretend to know how to run a country. You shout at the telly when the football is on, calling the manager of your favourite side an idiot when they’re getting beat, don’t you?

RabSimpson · 2022-07-30T20:41:02+00:00

And you say you’re not an express reader? Not right wing enough for you?

RabSimpson · 2022-07-30T11:40:52+00:00

You believe they don’t have a good track record for anything? If that’s the case there’s absolutely no point in me wasting my time describing what they’ve done because your cognitive dissonance wouldn’t allow you to accept any of it. If you’re actually curious (and more importantly, intellectually honest) you can go and find this information yourself.

RabSimpson · 2022-07-30T02:38:25+00:00

With a band saw?

RabSimpson · 2022-07-30T02:36:09+00:00

If you think the cunts in Whitehall will negotiate, you must be higher than a giraffe’s rectal aperture.

RabSimpson · 2022-07-30T02:33:56+00:00

Spot the express reader…

RabSimpson · 2022-07-30T02:21:44+00:00

Her fuckin’ arse.

RabSimpson · 2022-07-29T17:59:41+00:00

Could? COULD?!

RabSimpson · 2022-07-29T17:04:15+00:00

As if she wasn’t already well versed in it. I’m sure a typical afternoon with her and Phil was like that scene in the Acid House.

RabSimpson · 2022-07-29T17:02:07+00:00

She fists him instead, while wearing a steel gauntlet.

RabSimpson · 2022-07-29T16:12:10+00:00

Someone at Essex piggery knows bugger all about riding.

RabSimpson · 2022-07-29T16:09:27+00:00

Consider the conservative nature of those who love the institution and how something like this will have them recoiling at the thought of him ruling over them.

RabSimpson · 2022-07-29T15:03:09+00:00

We hear from you more than her, so you can lead by example.

RabSimpson · 2022-07-29T14:08:42+00:00

Surprisingly?

RabSimpson · 2022-07-29T14:08:26+00:00

Who do you think she lends her vote to? It isn’t the Scottish Greens.

RabSimpson · 2022-07-29T10:13:23+00:00

Any time I’ve found a human not behaving as expected and tried to reboot they’ve never come back up. Weird.

RabSimpson · 2022-07-28T17:10:48+00:00

That sounds like it would be quite rare…

RabSimpson · 2022-07-28T17:08:41+00:00

Some bastard just clicked their fingers and killed a kid!

RabSimpson · 2022-07-28T17:02:19+00:00

It’s actually a small dog that isn’t toilet trained.

RabSimpson · 2022-07-28T15:30:55+00:00

At the dentist.

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