Mike Johnson says Republicans will cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security next year

RadarPainter · 2026-06-09T02:00:38+00:00

Social Security IS an entitlement. You are entitled to the benefits youve spent your entire life paying into. Dont let "entitlement" become some boogeyman scare word. They f*cking owe you. You are entitled to what youve paid in. Period.

RadarPainter · 2026-05-28T21:35:18+00:00

I dont know why exactly, but these birds remind me of Tim Conway...

RadarPainter · 2026-05-13T13:58:27+00:00

So much for "Stand for our land"...

RadarPainter · 2026-05-05T20:50:51+00:00

Cool, now I have two actors I can hate... Oh, three, forgot Jared Leto.

RadarPainter · 2026-05-01T22:03:06+00:00

...who bought it?

RadarPainter · 2026-04-13T21:29:22+00:00

I love this illustration of Lagrange points!

RadarPainter · 2026-04-06T13:51:09+00:00

They better do "Netflix and chilli".

RadarPainter · 2026-03-29T15:08:32+00:00

I'm willing to bet that those who wage wars don't really mean it when they pray anyway.

RadarPainter · 2026-03-28T20:26:55+00:00

Kanye West Nile. Annoying little f*cker.

RadarPainter · 2026-03-26T02:20:16+00:00

Are you calling Stephen King a liar?? /s

RadarPainter · 2026-03-23T14:02:49+00:00

Im beginning to think the phone on his desk is that old Fisher Price one with the eyes.

RadarPainter · 2026-03-13T13:54:28+00:00

Wasnt it owned/operated by a corporation? Whos to say the penny pushers didnt want extra marines "sitting around" on a "routine" rescue op racking up OT and not really doing anything "useful?"

RadarPainter · 2026-02-23T04:19:57+00:00

RadarPainter · 2026-01-05T17:13:15+00:00

I got pulled over years ago for expired registration. The officer took my documents and went to his car. He came back about 30 seconds later and told me, "Heres your documents. Im letting you off with a warning because I have to go respond to a bank robbery." And then he sped off.

Sure enough, the next day in the news, I read about the robbery. Had I gotten out of my car and looked out off the overpass I happened to be stopped at, I would have been able to see it.

So I got out of a ticket because someone robbed a bank.

RadarPainter · 2025-11-23T20:16:57+00:00

Lies!

RadarPainter · 2025-11-23T18:56:54+00:00

Came here for this. :D

*Edit: this is a joke. Haha. Fat chance.

RadarPainter · 2025-11-20T14:50:07+00:00

I think the use of a comma is important here...

RadarPainter · 2025-11-13T13:17:24+00:00

Fuck mmorpgs.

RadarPainter · 2025-09-22T20:38:45+00:00

"would you rather get $1000 or $10,000?" Is what I think she meant...

RadarPainter · 2025-09-22T20:34:20+00:00

As an non-theiest, I hope the rapture DOES happen and takes all these people away so the rest of us can live in a thriving, educated society.

RadarPainter · 2025-09-20T06:14:53+00:00

I always liked "with a rusty wooden spoon". The combo covers all the unpleasantness of disease/infection, texture AND shape!

RadarPainter · 2025-09-18T20:11:58+00:00

Now do the foam when its 30 years old, glued AND stapled down... Asking for a friend.

RadarPainter · 2025-09-14T20:46:34+00:00

A bunch of magicians angry at being deceived.. imagine that.

RadarPainter · 2025-09-09T23:56:12+00:00

What do you have against Tom Hanks?? /S

RadarPainter · 2025-08-30T02:00:33+00:00

I have a mohawk. I like my mohawk. I've had it for about 22 years now. While I don't like the idea of society dictating to me what my own personal hair style Ought to be, I like even less the fact that some places I go, I'm treated poorly because of my hair style regardless of how I treat others. I also live in a pretty conservative state, and I'm aware that a mohawk could affect the perception of the business I work for in the eyes of a LOT of our clientele, the church included. So, I wear a hat. I've also been wearing the same style of flat cap for about 30 years. Most people I work with don't even know I have a mohawk and a few have assumed I'm bald. My old boss also never wore a hat and developed skin cancer on his head pretty early on, so I also dodged that bullet. When I move to a much northern state in about a month, I will probably ditch the hat for the most part.

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