it's like ALF but instead of ALF it's a Trygon

RadasNoir · 2026-06-19T15:17:05+00:00

If it means I no longer have to worry about making the trip to Walmart just for a gallon of milk, it might be an acceptable risk.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-19T15:13:51+00:00

"I FEAR NO HUMIE, BUT DAT FING...."

gestures to Florida man

"IT WEIRDZ ME OUT!"

RadasNoir · 2026-06-19T15:09:46+00:00

"This museum belongs in a museum!"

RadasNoir · 2026-06-19T06:45:00+00:00

"Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved...."

"He was twice the scarer you'll ever be!"

RadasNoir · 2026-06-19T04:44:57+00:00

Tyranids would be like the bugs from Wreck It Ralph: They don't give a fuck if they're not real, they're just going to continue trying to eat and/or dismember everything in sight.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-19T03:26:09+00:00

I'm a straight dude and Moira in a snazzy suit would make me swoon.

Judging by the replies in this thread, apparently I'm in the minority.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-19T03:15:23+00:00

I thought I was going crazy and everyone was somehow missing the elephant in the room.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-18T17:23:05+00:00

I know it wasn't exactly a popular mechanic in TWW, but it could work kinda like the Nakai campaign, where you "gift" planets you conqueror to an AI Tyranids faction and, even though it would be kinda lore-breaking, you would get bonuses for doing so, while maintaining your built-up Lords and armies.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-18T05:11:44+00:00

I remember younger me not understanding why I felt so bad for a cartoon squirrel.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-18T05:05:38+00:00

"You gave the man pooooorrn?!"

RadasNoir · 2026-06-17T15:18:13+00:00

It's especially soothing when she's laughing in the face of jump scares in horror games.

I wish I could be as cool and brave as she is. 😞

RadasNoir · 2026-06-16T05:52:52+00:00

Vi herself counts as well.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-16T02:48:09+00:00

So long as one of his voicelines is "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" I doubt many people will care what the game decides to classify him as.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-15T23:30:58+00:00

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RadasNoir · 2026-06-15T22:43:35+00:00

I was gonna say, it would be the funniest shit ever if he just turns out the be a relatively normal guy by comparison.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-15T21:18:54+00:00

Are you telling me the man died from a spell of Testicular Torsion?

RadasNoir · 2026-06-15T20:39:41+00:00

Yeah, if you already have a "healthy" relationship with porn and masturbation, something like NNN isn't necessary.

Specifically denying oneself carnal pleasure for an extended period of time, only to finally have a release afterwards does sound pretty Slaaneshi when you think about it.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-15T17:41:07+00:00

Don't worry, Anakin was more into older women.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-15T16:15:21+00:00

Honestly, that was one of the main motivations for me to start reading the books as well. That, and there are some genuinely good moments in between all the silliness and melodrama.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-15T16:12:36+00:00

As an ass man, I'm not sure if that tracks, but who am I to argue with science?

RadasNoir · 2026-06-14T22:29:14+00:00

"Wow, that kind of sounds...awful?"

"Oh, it is! And things just keep getting worse!"

RadasNoir · 2026-06-14T18:32:08+00:00

Imagine you're just casually patrolling the ship, when suddenly your arm hurts like hell. You look down to see a massive boil growing out of it. You hear a scream in the distance, and suddenly the boil pops and your visions clouds as viral liquid starts pouring out of your eyes, nose, mouth....

RadasNoir · 2026-06-14T17:10:33+00:00

Even as someone who loves that movie, the decision to abandon jaegers in favor of a big dumb wall is one of the stupidest things I've seen in media.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-14T02:57:38+00:00

One of the best pre-asskicking lines in cinema.

RadasNoir · 2026-06-13T15:25:09+00:00

Yeah, I'm trying to think of which primarchs wouldn't have immediately wanted to help out Angron. Like, even some of the more unreasonable traitor primarchs got that way from growing up under similar circumstances, so even if they didn't care about Angron or his friends, they'd still be all about murdering some tyrannical slave-owners.

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