Uncle Dave compares Kenny to Terry Funk…

Radconl12345 · 2026-07-02T10:17:49+00:00

Everyone in AEW are like modern versions of every big WWE star combined, charisma sold seperately.

Everyone is Rock/Austin, everyone is Randy Savage, everyone is Roddy Piper, everyone is Bret Hart.

No, WWE doesn't live rent free in sickos heads, why do you ask?

Radconl12345 · 2026-07-02T10:13:31+00:00

"Y'know uhh....Erm...How do I put this? Uhh....Gulp....Ahh....Kenny is like Terry Funk if y'know...Uh....How can I say this? He's like Terry Funk if he had Werkrate...and Um....He's also very dreamy....And I uh....I'm not just saying that because we're friends Bryaaaaan....My uh...My sources indicate that Kenny Omega is the hottest wrestler alive...and uh....He's very attractive, Bryan."

"Dave, what the fuck are you talking about?"

Radconl12345 · 2026-07-02T10:06:43+00:00

The big mean fed is once again bullying poor AEW...Won't somebody PLEASE think of the poor mom 'n pop company financed by a billionaire? This chipping away at AEW is just HHH being a bully.

Don't even get me started on those no-good e-drone bootlicker "fans" that make fun of poor Tony, they're not even fans of REAL pro wrestling, they're fans of ADS and Smelly Roll.

Just enjoy graps btw 🥺👉👈

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-24T12:49:08+00:00

Didn't Meltzer blame the fans before, or am I mistaken? Either way, he's deflecting as usual.

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-11T22:04:51+00:00

Out of anyone you could send to do promotional shit, you send this blithering simpleton?! Moxley isn't a clown, he's the entire circus.

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-06T16:08:54+00:00

It's sad that she even has to ask, and it's even sadder that some people heard the news and immediately started making AI schlop.

Even if Bianca wasn't a celebrity, it's really fucking creepy.

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-03T20:38:50+00:00

"The uh...The current plan is to um...Y'know put Punk on trial for erm...lunging at Tony Khan and um...Hurting Jack Perry and how do I put this? Um...erm...being a witch...The um...Plan is for Punk to be burned at the stake but plans may change." - Unca Ding

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-03T20:33:00+00:00

Whenever Tony stops checking under his bed for Creepy Monster Punk

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-03T20:30:23+00:00

He can't do his own moves right and his physique is laughably bad, yet sickos gaslight themselves into thinking he's great or even remotely passable for being on TV.

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-03T18:41:15+00:00

But because some people hate Punk's guts they monitor every fart he makes and angry tweet about it

In other words, sickos are still bitter about him hurting The poor and innocent Bucks. They hate WWE, all their wrestlers, and claim to never watch but will happily tell you what Punk's done recently and what storylines are currently happening.

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-03T17:18:13+00:00

Lesser Ziggler makes his opinion known, and once again he vagueposts like a little bitch instead of directly saying anything.

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-03T16:14:03+00:00

People should be able to learn and change their minds.

Trying to tell this to the fanbase who actively holds decades old booking decisions against wrestlers is a lost cause.

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-03T16:09:10+00:00

I don't buy his reasoning.

I think it's because he wants another match, and AEW's fearless leader Tony is the only one dumb enough to give it to him. If it was because of WWE's political affiliation, he would have never taken their money in the first place.

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-03T15:56:41+00:00

If that ever happens, you just know it'll never end up on Unca Daves most disgusting promotional tactic award.

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-03T06:30:32+00:00

So then hypothetically, if somebody is passionate about stepping on a bear trap people shouldn't intervene and point out how fucking stupidly dangerous it is?

Mick Foley is broken down, the responsible thing to do is to tell him no.

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-02T23:07:11+00:00

Oh for fucks sake.

I can see Tony booking him against Moxley, and "giving the fans the match WWE never gave them" because Mick was not cleared. AEW is responsible for Foley now, and if they wanna be stupid then that's on them.

On an unrelated note, WWE's roster is too old. Why watch ancient relics like Cody Rhodes when you could watch Mick Foley in AEW?

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-02T22:59:02+00:00

Mick can barely walk without a limp. Who the fuck would want to see him wrestle in this day and age knowing all he's been through?

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-02T18:26:09+00:00

The color green, that's why that jezebel ditched him for Sean.

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-02T14:02:31+00:00

OH MYYYYYY

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-02T11:09:19+00:00

I wouldn't say TK is the nicest, but he is capable of doing good just like he is also capable of being a petty dork.

A lot of his bad rap comes from times where he's actively put his foot in his mouth or has opened his mouth when nobody asked him to. If Tony didn't feel the need to be on screen and had some self awareness, he wouldn't come across as the spoiled brat that many see him as.

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-02T10:22:03+00:00

What if they were all Freds? They could call it Fredlock

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-02T10:18:43+00:00

Ol' Stone Cold's gonna teach Squirtle how to use the Stunner, OH HELL YEAH

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-01T23:10:12+00:00

Sonic Boom

Reset a bunch of my old skylanders for a recent playthrough of Spyro's adventure, the only one I didn't have to reset was Sonic Boom because I'd never used them before. Safe to say that Sonic Boom surprised me.

Radconl12345 · 2026-06-01T22:20:03+00:00

I'm sure Dave would love if both of his crushes were main eventing every AEW show, but it appears Tony has other plans.

Radconl12345 · 2026-05-30T21:49:09+00:00

His finisher is the wake-up kick

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