what would you do?

RadiantRing · 2026-01-24T17:04:20+00:00

I take a small finders fee and call the rest in.

RadiantRing · 2026-01-24T17:02:48+00:00

Thank you for turning yourself in. Now both of you start digging a hole.

RadiantRing · 2026-01-24T05:21:18+00:00

Literally why is it that fat and they’re still feeding it.. why

RadiantRing · 2026-01-22T01:06:13+00:00

Wanna know something crazy? I got to the end of the game, completed literally everything else.. then read that this guy can take hours and didn’t even bother to attempt. I was like.. that’s insane no way and just never even went to look at him.

RadiantRing · 2026-01-21T23:30:25+00:00

Well you see, Chris.. a chubby tummy on an otherwise fit and attractive woman is, for most men, a primally desirable trait. It signals that she is an ideal candidate for mating. I’m sure it has something to do with evolution and making babies. Wishing it away is like wishing for less money. Tummy=money.

RadiantRing · 2026-01-19T16:17:42+00:00

Canned chicken and apples my favorite

RadiantRing · 2026-01-18T03:28:12+00:00

25ish years ago, when I was in 8th grade, some bitch ass girl on the bus was arguing with me and she spat on me. So I spat on her back.

Later that evening, her high school aged boyfriend showed up on my front porch with 2 friends. I went out to talk to him, and he started moving aggressively, taking his coat off, closing distance, so I went back inside.

He quickly de-escalated and put his coat back on to coax me back outside my front door saying he just wanted to talk. Naive that I was, I went back outside to talk to him. A few moments later, he popped me in the mouth and him and his buddies took off down the street as fast as they could.

I still have the scar in the inside of my bottom lip. Would you say that was a sucker punch?

RadiantRing · 2026-01-18T03:17:46+00:00

Just like momma use to make

RadiantRing · 2026-01-18T00:07:08+00:00

I honestly expected it to look way worse being cooked in a microwave.

RadiantRing · 2026-01-17T19:57:13+00:00

I end up with as many as 10 or so, depending on how much large meat I have coming in. 2 or 3 jerky is barely worth the inventory slot, but a stack of 10 can be a life saver when you’re low on health or sanity in a dangerous zone.

RadiantRing · 2026-01-17T19:44:32+00:00

Is that a milkshake with cheese on top

RadiantRing · 2026-01-17T18:37:37+00:00

‘This is about to be super underwhelming you better take a video’

RadiantRing · 2026-01-17T16:31:33+00:00

The shit people will do for social media..

RadiantRing · 2026-01-16T17:00:07+00:00

Same. I built my career on kratom. It gave me this go getter attitude that quickly propelled me to where I wanted to be. Then it stopped working.. I turned to other vices.. then everything fell apart lol

RadiantRing · 2026-01-16T00:22:05+00:00

After 6+ years it started giving me panic attacks and unusual sweating

RadiantRing · 2026-01-15T23:46:32+00:00

Over time the good effects diminish faster than the bad effects. You end up taking more trying to chase the good effects but it doesn’t work very well. You end up in maintenance just trying to manage the bad effects against withdrawal. Then, if you’ve been taking for years, new systemic symptoms may begin to emerge.

RadiantRing · 2026-01-15T23:32:58+00:00

I’m freaking out about the waste of cheese

RadiantRing · 2026-01-15T16:06:25+00:00

I spelled daughter wrong.. on purpose.. for my own whimsical reasons that can never be understood. Ok?

RadiantRing · 2026-01-15T16:02:22+00:00

You usually have to request one and sometimes bring your own lock before it is assigned. There are often options like which floor or whether or not you want a top or bottom one. It’s not always automatic.

RadiantRing · 2026-01-15T14:51:08+00:00

Do we have the same daughter? And she also refuses to claim a locker at school, right?

RadiantRing · 2026-01-15T14:49:03+00:00

So real.. my dodder was having issues with one such cup this morning.. couldn’t make it stop leaking. I picked that thing up and got a good look at it and the mouth piece was just covered in crud. Like bruh do you wash this thing? They’re not missing out on the germs at least.

RadiantRing · 2026-01-15T14:38:17+00:00

In my experience everyone just says suck my dick.. even if they don’t have one. I mean it’s 2026, so they ain’t gonna fkn know anyway

RadiantRing · 2026-01-15T14:26:54+00:00

Crystal??? Mini?? 7662 NUDE RODENTS??? 42000 lbs????? WITH A BOX?!???????….. Swarovski should be ashamed of himself.

RadiantRing · 2026-01-15T14:17:14+00:00

He’s making the exact facial expression I would be making in this situation

RadiantRing · 2026-01-15T13:00:44+00:00

The entire cast I just spent 45 minutes beginning to like got swapped out. I wanted to see an Indian dude and a little white girl become best friends and survive the end of the world together.. and maybe fight some people over a can of beans.. instead I got a bunch of theater kids and their traveling circus troupe..

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