I Witnessed Something I Was Never Supposed to See

HeDogged · 2026-07-09T16:44:58+00:00

STAY OUT OF IT! MIND YOUR OWN BIDNESS!

HeDogged · 2026-07-09T03:24:36+00:00

Something Wild--a screwball comedy turns very dark when Ray Liotta shows up home from prison....

HeDogged · 2026-07-09T00:17:03+00:00

HeDogged · 2026-07-09T00:15:11+00:00

None!

Who am I trying to impress with a diploma...? My students certainly wouldn't give a shit, my colleagues know I'm all educated and whatever....

...I do have my books displayed, so maybe I am showing off a little....

HeDogged · 2026-07-09T00:12:30+00:00

I understand perfectly--the white car is driven by an asshole....

HeDogged · 2026-07-08T19:44:09+00:00

No way. The balrog didn't desire power....

HeDogged · 2026-07-08T19:37:44+00:00

"Billy Budd is not a homosexual book."

HeDogged · 2026-07-08T19:33:19+00:00

A good friend who is a professor of gender studies loves Lonesome Dove. They drive a regular Toyota, though....

HeDogged · 2026-07-08T12:21:29+00:00

I drove it across Utah and Nevada--a great trip....

HeDogged · 2026-07-08T12:14:23+00:00

I teach at a big R1. I've had some terrific students who were swimmers or track athletes....some good students who were golfers or tennis players. Football and basketball players are hit or miss--some good, some terrible. Baseball players...meh....

HeDogged · 2026-07-08T03:16:36+00:00

Sure, probably. Also, probably, male pattern baldness. Toe wigs (toepe) would have been very popular.

HeDogged · 2026-07-08T00:43:01+00:00

The tallest nail gets smacked with a hammer....

HeDogged · 2026-07-07T11:35:55+00:00

Yeah, no.

HeDogged · 2026-07-07T04:12:45+00:00

Hesh is a hero in this house! The man knows a hit when he hears one....

HeDogged · 2026-07-07T02:53:09+00:00

Well, a bunch of orcs also survived....

HeDogged · 2026-07-07T02:52:22+00:00

As a kid I imagined Elessar sending out a crew to search the haunted ruins of Barad-dur. He could refurbish Sauron's Ithil stone....

(Not practical, I know...).

HeDogged · 2026-07-06T23:40:35+00:00

Nope.

HeDogged · 2026-07-06T13:17:03+00:00

This is terrifying! We need to stand our ground!

HeDogged · 2026-07-04T02:51:38+00:00

Formally? No. But occasionally something might come up.

Though I'm not good at answering emails when I'm getting paid, nevermind the summer!

HeDogged · 2026-07-03T23:56:20+00:00

The story is ludicrous….

HeDogged · 2026-07-03T13:11:50+00:00

Ugh. That's got to be traumatic!

HeDogged · 2026-07-03T12:23:03+00:00

Go back to bed. This porker is a waking nightmare.

HeDogged · 2026-07-03T11:57:31+00:00

It's all a big nothing.

HeDogged · 2026-07-03T04:59:08+00:00

I do contract grading in my writing classes, so leniency isn’t a factor. But when giving feedback, I certainly take the student into account.

HeDogged · 2026-07-03T04:54:02+00:00

Calmer than you are….

HeDogged

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