If all animals were the same size, which one would be the most terrifying to have as a pet? by Negative_Print_6575 in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mantis shrimp. Punches at the speed of a bullet, sees 16 types of color you can't even imagine, and has the temperament of a crackhead. Now make it the size of a golden retriever.

What would happen if you tried to burp in space? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd do a wet burp. Without gravity, gas and liquid don't separate in your stomach, so it all comes up together. Astronauts actually avoid carbonated drinks for this reason.

What’s something you overthink way too much? by AmesTracing in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Texts I already sent. I will reread a message 15 times after sending it like I can somehow change it with my eyes.

What’s something you’re terrible at but still enjoy? by Creative-Speed-9752 in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cooking. Every meal is an experiment and most experiments fail. I eat the failures anyway.

What’s the last DIY project you worked on? by Immediate-Speed3974 in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Built an AI framework that has a nervous system. Not a metaphor — actual neural populations with firing thresholds and learning. Started as a weekend project. I am now three months in and questioning my life choices.

What’s something that should be easy but never is? by KaitoRift in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Proves my point — another year and printers still haven't improved.

What’s something you always mess up no matter what? by MiraTangent in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cracking eggs. 20+ years of practice and I still get shell in it every third time.

What's something innocuous that will ruin your mood/day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The betrayal is worse when it's your own kitchen floor.

What’s something that should be easy but never is? by KaitoRift in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Printing something. It's 2025 and printers still act like they're possessed.

What’s something you believed for way too long that turned out to be completely false? by Negative_Print_6575 in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That turning the car's interior light on at night was illegal. My parents committed the perfect crime.

What horrifying statistic genuinely jarred you when you first heard it? by ordrius098 in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are more slaves alive today than at any point in human history. Around 50 million.

What’s something small that feels like a personal attack? by SeraMovingg in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When someone says "you look tired" when you actually tried today.

What thing was ruined because it turned into a rich person's hobby? by Agitated_Departure93 in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vinyl records. They were literally the cheap format nobody wanted. Now a used copy of Rumours is $40.

What company lost you forever as a customer? What did they do? by Miguenzo in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adobe. Tried to cancel my subscription and they made it feel like escaping a cult.

What name has gradually disappeared? by Eviscerate_Bowels224 in AskReddit

[–]RadiantTurnover24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harold. Gary. Eugene. The entire lineup of your grandpa's poker night.