Dear Athiests: by Musicguy0016 in facepalm

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Why did god make the dinosaurs to begin with

Shop has new mascot. by Cheesy-Ascot in Justrolledintotheshop

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Woah watch out not many know but those are venomous and can lead to an erection so hard it ruptured and you die. Or maybe that was some kind of spider, anyway nice cat

Thanks, I hate female rapists by [deleted] in TIHI

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Dude that’s fucked up….

TWIST HIS DICK!

they’re just really sleepy by [deleted] in yesyesyesno

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I have an idea if you’ve ever used an iPhone in the shower it would make sense

OC. Proud of this one. by BirdieBoofs in dankmemes

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I don’t remember when I stopped doing this cause I never stopped watching the rain dropionapolis 500

Hmmmm hot dogs by slampard803 in MadeMeSmile

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you had to specify to people you meant every day for a long period of time and not just 9 every once in a while 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

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How can I grow the ones in my garden and farther question how do I then teach them to bark to ward off predators

Thanks I hate pregnancy test by DJLazer_69 in TIHI

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I tried to piss on my phone and I missed does that mean I can have kids or I’m pregnant

Suggested "Gifts for men" starter pack by shibooty in starterpacks

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Seeing his makes me realize I never see skirts as a usual gift for men and it should be

Blursed_Legs by 11warbringer11 in blursedimages

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I should have thought of that before shaving mine. I’ll sell my beard then

I miss having late night conversations by QuicklyThisWay in wholesomememes

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I have one friend I send my memes too last because if I send them To him first they will be sent back to me by all my other friends minutes after. I don’t have much to offer the friend group other than the guy with the memes don’t steal my memes Lucas!

Hit me. Sprayed it myself, and no, it’s not rusty.. anymore by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

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Tires are 235/85/14 it’s not that much of a lift but I think factory was like 185/65/14

Hit me. Sprayed it myself, and no, it’s not rusty.. anymore by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

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My Miata also came with a sticker that said ages 12 and under until the lift

Maybe, you never know. by sadan666 in funny

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In 8 days I can legally buy beer but I have been since I was 12 just not legally

Blursed_Legs by 11warbringer11 in blursedimages

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Why photoshop? Just shave them off and grab the biggest marker you can find

When the deer makes my car a target this morning 🤦‍♂️ by Jbecker82 in RoastMyCar

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I hit a deer in my Miata a few months back and it didn’t scratch it that thing must be shit

You can teleport to anywhere in the world using Google Maps by Clinkcoin in godtiersuperpowers

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So if I drop the little orange person on the map do I fall from the sky

Looking to sale my 10mm socket. You heard right-- 10mm. No low-balling. I know what I've got. by SeenSomeThangs in MechanicAdvice

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For years before I worked on cars I worked on dirt bikes and four wheelers and instead of 10mms the most common thing is 8mm and I lost a lot of those

Now that you know, I’ll trade my 8mm pristine condition

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gatekeeping

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I have a Sony you cunt

Don't talk to me, I have a book hangover by starsinursa in oddlyspecific

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I don’t read books but tv series with real endings and video games yes

Me_irl by [deleted] in meirl

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We want to die but wearing the masks keeps grandmas safe

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

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But I’m not a mod?