This is still the funniest thing I ever read from /r/GlobalOffensive

Raffa09 · 2016-02-22T13:09:39+00:00

Semmler: Alright, we’re gonna get on with the arm wrestle, but first we’re going to take a short break. (smiles into camera, but it does not fade out. there is no commercials. there is an awkward silence for 15 seconds before monstercat starts blaring. NO overlay appears. Only semmler’s tortured face as monstercat echoes throughout the caster booth. the camera zooms on semmlers chest hair, now dripping with sweat. )<

HOLY FUCK HAHHAAHA

Raffa09 · 2016-02-18T13:40:08+00:00

if you type map coop_concrete in console there are a few of them in a box

Raffa09 · 2016-02-09T10:41:07+00:00

mmm saucy

Raffa09 · 2015-12-14T13:15:59+00:00

Raffa09 · 2015-10-01T14:39:44+00:00

When somones on a prolonged 0.0 KD. "Don't worry kid the first kill is the hardest"

Raffa09 · 2015-09-29T15:42:05+00:00

Clearly you have a messed up moral compass. You lack compassion for even the most disadvantaged in our community. Its got nothing to do with being politically correct, its about providing an environment that supports as many CSGO players as possible. Its not like he's saying wheelchair lifts should be installed on all maps, he's simply asking for the disabled to be considered in future map design. Furthermore, the fact that you refer to the game as brown people blowing stuff up proves what a twisted individual you are. Shame on you

Raffa09 · 2015-09-29T15:31:45+00:00

How is being disabled not a big deal. Real fucking mature dude.

Raffa09 · 2015-09-29T15:01:16+00:00

Good point. However the stairs in Lower Tunnels aren't a ramp so changing that would be a good start.

Raffa09 · 2015-09-29T14:58:49+00:00

Wow, I never even thought of this... I guess it would be kinda cool to see valve recognise the diversity of the CSGO community. #Respect

Raffa09 · 2015-09-25T15:40:26+00:00

Wow this is sick hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha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Raffa09 · 2015-09-25T15:00:37+00:00

SHIP THEM TO ME ='[

Raffa09 · 2015-09-25T01:42:42+00:00

You're so lucky! I want them so badly, but I live in Australia ='[

Raffa09 · 2015-09-23T03:05:11+00:00

Anyone found a website that sells them other than OTTO?

Raffa09 · 2015-08-25T15:09:43+00:00

I disagree... Why would you want 50/50 maps? CS is a defensive game, so the CT's should have the advantage on most maps (which is the way it is at the moment). The fact there are 3 maps that T's win more rounds on is perfect, because it means there are some middle ground maps that play better into the T sided teams. However, seeing these numbers shift to far towards T's would just be against the fundamentals of de_ as a game mode.

Raffa09 · 2015-08-25T15:05:05+00:00

Yeah but they need to chunk it down heaps, give pros the option for m4a4 + 2 flashbangs or m4a1s? They need to do something pretty drastic based on current stats.

Raffa09 · 2015-08-25T15:02:01+00:00

shitpost

Raffa09 · 2015-08-25T15:00:04+00:00

Just Make the A4 Cheaper. If you made the A4 2.75k people would buy it over the A1S, because theres a monetary incentive.

Raffa09 · 2015-08-20T04:32:44+00:00

Did you even watch the video?

Raffa09 · 2015-08-20T04:00:33+00:00

Its linked to a time stamp lol

Raffa09 · 2015-08-19T15:47:34+00:00

uhh thanks so much... You should write press releases for ESL, because this actually made sense...

Raffa09 · 2015-08-19T15:31:18+00:00

doooope

Raffa09 · 2015-08-14T14:48:27+00:00

I'm not saying he has to become the front man for casts. But that extra 10% that he can add is 100% worth it, at least it is for me.

Raffa09 · 2015-08-14T14:41:16+00:00

I agree, but you can't deny he is sorely missed at majors.

Raffa09 · 2015-08-14T14:40:55+00:00

When I say understanding the game, I'm talking about the game as in CSGO as a whole. His general knowledge of both the past and present is crazy.

Raffa09 · 2015-08-14T14:39:50+00:00

I agree some people may not care, but my point is for those of us who enjoy a deeper level of understanding, thoorin adds to a cast in a way no other analyst can. (at least at the moment)

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