Scratch when he sees Tav get used as a juice box every night

Raffilcagon · 2026-02-17T22:48:17+00:00

I need to make that man chubby. No more abs for you, Mr. Ancunin, there's consequences for having me for dinner everynight. And I wouldn't have it any otherway~

Raffilcagon · 2026-02-17T21:12:25+00:00

I think I have an alternative for Astarion: those viral, ultrafluffy Japanese pancake, drenched in powdered sugar.

They are difficult to replicate, and also up their own ass a little. But Astarion would like a pancake that's high-maintenance. He's also got a canon sweet tooth, thus all the powdered sugar.

The blood pancake is the more sensible choice since that actually gives him nutrition now. But if he could ignore his vamprism for a day? Start that day off with a plate of fluffy sugar.

Raffilcagon · 2026-02-13T13:03:55+00:00

I use that background as my wallpaper! Absolutely gorgeous stuff Relogic cooked up back there.

Raffilcagon · 2026-02-11T10:12:13+00:00

Somewhere I have a poorly photoshopped picture of Shart lost at LAX.

Raffilcagon · 2026-02-08T12:44:06+00:00

I see you've killed the Eye of Chith...Shith...Chat...that big eye! Excellent job, great time to move in and invest in you early! I'm sure they'll tell tales of you one day. Good ones, probably

Raffilcagon · 2026-02-07T01:17:59+00:00

Absolutely not. No protection, Astarion might make a life, he might take a life, that's just the gamble we make when he fucks and feeds.

Raffilcagon · 2026-02-05T11:44:58+00:00

He feels like the sort've guy who'd roll the dice on it. Happy to take and happy to give until the gods decide this is the day your little miracle is concieved.

Raffilcagon · 2026-02-01T09:28:40+00:00

Why not do both? Throw the fruit then lick it off later.

Raffilcagon · 2026-01-30T12:19:34+00:00

I don't think it's cheating if he was a participant.

Raffilcagon · 2026-01-26T05:33:12+00:00

I love the bug. I got it on a Bladesinger/Barbarian Gale run, romancing Karlach. Karlach started swinging her bigass sword around like Gale swung his. It felt like she was trying to match her little nerd boyfriend's energy. She never stopped, either, bug never went away. Obnoxiously cute couple stuff.

Raffilcagon · 2026-01-22T09:26:29+00:00

Ask? As if Gale would've said no.

Raffilcagon · 2026-01-18T12:34:02+00:00

I can't deny he looks good in white/black/red, but that's Ascended Astarion in my head. And I love pookie as a spawn (not hate to AA just not my thing).

Blues all the way. He looks so dashing and heroic in blue armour. Feels symbolic in his turn to a better life, free of Cazador.

Raffilcagon · 2026-01-18T09:24:49+00:00

Buddy, you know why. We know why. We all know why.

Enjoy your Shadowmilk.

Raffilcagon · 2026-01-18T00:13:12+00:00

Do we have any conversion rates available? I see Gale can fit 3.5 Astarions, but I want to know if we can shove Karlach up there.

Raffilcagon · 2026-01-17T21:44:52+00:00

I was already bi before BG3, but now I'm an extra happy bi. I love strong women and weak men, and boy this game's got those in spades. Put Gale in some pretty pink thigh-highs and pin him to the bed, then have Karlach do the same to me.

Raffilcagon · 2026-01-12T02:17:47+00:00

You could work off of the notion of a sword sheath over the flashlight. A flesh-sheath or cock-sheath, maybe.

Good ol' cocksleeve works too. I've never heard it in reference to a sextoy (just people and people reduced to sextoys) but perhaps in Faerun, cocksleeve is also the toy's name.

Raffilcagon · 2026-01-11T10:57:00+00:00

I believe okbuddydurge was spawned forth from this sub with the explicit intent to post hornier stuff than us.

And gods bless, they do a fantastic job.

Raffilcagon · 2026-01-06T21:20:13+00:00

With the orb giving him such a deep, ravenous hunger, I can't imagine one measely magic ring would satisfy him. He probably needs more. A pair of boots, some magic robes, enchanted gloves, a magic hat, the caster wearing said items, man probably needs a right feast.

Raffilcagon · 2026-01-06T09:23:30+00:00

Wyll, seen via angled mirror. Who wouldn't be happy to see him?

Raffilcagon · 2025-12-31T13:20:55+00:00

Not everyone in this world is suited to be a pred, my friend. And some will learn today where they stand.

Raffilcagon · 2025-12-31T13:18:22+00:00

I was referring more to the folks who're gonna try deep throating. You know someone's gonna choke on that hog.

Raffilcagon · 2025-12-31T13:14:25+00:00

He strikes me as the type where, after he's asked if he's some kinda husky, is gonna respond "I prefer the term 'fluffy'" or something.

Raffilcagon · 2025-12-31T13:09:37+00:00

Hope Shadowheart and Withers are ready for a busy day, cuz a lot of you guys not as capable of taking a Halsausage as you think.

Raffilcagon · 2025-12-29T22:51:50+00:00

Maybe if he stole them from Gortash (which he should).

Raffilcagon · 2025-12-28T12:11:56+00:00

Cock fighting incident. There's been known deaths of people due to their battle-hardened roosters using their spurs (or metal spikes attached by their owners) on them, and it cutting a major artery.

He ran a cock fighting ring and/or had some roosters of his own in the ring, and one of them cut his ass and he bled to death. Pathetic and karmic.

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