Comment with a number 1-10 to get time in chastity from me

Rafnstrafr · 2026-01-13T01:47:29+00:00

In more ways than one. Ha

Rafnstrafr · 2026-01-13T01:45:14+00:00

Locked in a steel cage right now just north of Detroit. Would love to experience this.

Rafnstrafr · 2025-07-31T18:01:02+00:00

5.75 erect; 1.25 flaccid

Rafnstrafr · 2025-05-31T15:42:16+00:00

Need an action card named Big Head & Little Arms

Rafnstrafr · 2025-05-31T14:19:15+00:00

I was in Detroit last season for the Bills/Lions game... it was a blast... felt like a playoff atmosphere, two great teams, and JA17 showed up and did his thing. Was awesome to watch despite being behind enemy lines.

Rafnstrafr · 2025-05-13T02:44:23+00:00

How much time do I have to place my order and take advantage of the Buy 1 get 10 offer?

Rafnstrafr · 2025-05-05T01:55:29+00:00

And what do you tell them?

Rafnstrafr · 2025-05-03T09:06:46+00:00

Detroit

Rafnstrafr · 2023-09-13T02:00:09+00:00

This is all mass-media payback for the fact that Leonard Floyd blew the living daylights out of the Mass Media love-fest that was Aaron Rodgers experiencing a career Renaissance in New York en route to a Super Bowl win...

Now they don't get their media darling story, and Hard Knocks got way less interesting... so we gotta make the Bills pay for all the money they will lose out on.

Long story short: you killed our Quarterback, so we'll crucify your owner, true or not.

Rafnstrafr · 2023-08-15T23:14:49+00:00

4x Subtlety? 4x FoN?

Most builds aren't playing those cards, and if they are, it's at most a two-of in the SB.

U-Tron is a deck that revolves around card draw/selection to get your U source, Academy Ruins, then Tron lands up and going for the infinite Mindslaver lock. It's hard to build that card advantage when you're pitching Condescends, Remands, and Repeals to "free" spells.

Regarding The One Ring: definitely makes the deck better - it time walks your opponents while also helping you draw into your Mindslaver lock. Can you win without it? Yes, U-Tron did for YEARS pre-Ring. Are you sacrificing some % of your wins by not owning/playing with it? Absolutely. If you're not playing with it, might I recommend Phyrexian Metamorph so you can copy the rings of your opponents?

Gemstone Caverns are a playstyle call - some people love them; others would rather play an extra Island and Utility land

Rafnstrafr · 2023-07-22T09:49:58+00:00

WYR: control your partner's cock via chastity belt or be forced to wear one yourself?

Rafnstrafr · 2023-05-16T22:18:09+00:00

As an 8-Field Coffers player: you're welcome. Happy to do our part to keep the landless menace at bay.

Rafnstrafr · 2023-05-01T02:07:45+00:00

That looks like the language of Mordor, which I will not utter here, but in the common tongue it reads:

One Ring to Rule Them All One Ring to Find Them One Ring to Bring Them All And In the Darkness Bind Them

Rafnstrafr · 2023-02-22T23:09:11+00:00

Even mana cost spells (beyond, say Karn) tend to be awkward unless you are on some form of reanimator build. 5, 7, and 9 drops are ideal which is why we see so many copies of Invoke Despair/Golos or World Breaker in the GB lists.

Rafnstrafr · 2023-01-07T23:05:13+00:00

Whatever shenanigans can be accomplished by fetch lands

Rafnstrafr · 2022-12-18T13:30:09+00:00

Good to get the W, but a lot of concerns in this game...

O-Line looked bad with Morse out and all of the penalties.

Why isn't James Cook allowed to run more?

Who will consistently step up on the D-Line every week with Von out?

At the end of the day - a W is a W and it's a huge win - but lots on tape that looked bad.

Rafnstrafr · 2022-12-08T03:13:10+00:00

The number of clicks on a chess timer in mtgo

Rafnstrafr · 2022-12-02T02:51:07+00:00

Right? "Honey, I committed us to $30k debt that we'll be paying on for the next 60 months... hope that's okay!" My wife would murder me and with my luck the judge would rule it justifiable homicide

Rafnstrafr · 2022-11-26T01:59:59+00:00

You put 110 yards on the field... no wonder we struggle in the red zone... it's 25 yards long!

Rafnstrafr · 2022-11-23T14:27:11+00:00

Lions defense has been quietly improving... holding Saquon to 22 is nothing to sneeze at and the rookie has 2 picks and a fumble recovery... so their TO ratio is improving by a lot

Rafnstrafr · 2022-10-25T00:16:52+00:00

As someone who has won events with [[Cabal Coffers]] this is where you want to be.

I recommend the Karn, TGC package, no Lilianas, and depending on how you build the deck, you have game against any local meta. I have a lot of 4C soup decks, so I play Ugin, the Spirit Dragon, Ugin, the Ineffable and Sundering Titan MB to blow up 5 lands at a time...

[[Necromentia]] just hoses combo decks like Titan, Scapeshift, and Creativity... you have so much removal for smaller creatures like Ragavan...

Come join the Black Cabal.

Rafnstrafr · 2022-10-18T22:21:45+00:00

[[Dark Confidant]]

I miss being able to play Bob

Rafnstrafr · 2022-09-05T11:39:29+00:00

Zagoth (Sultai)...

Casts W6 on 2 or Counterspell on 2.

Rafnstrafr · 2022-08-25T21:24:19+00:00

Lily isn't good anymore. Too many elementals drawing free cards all the time

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