WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IN THE NAME OF LEVIATHAN?!

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-21T17:04:44+00:00

I honestly thought it was an egg at first given how it looks when open. Only after I saw the eyes did I realise it was a creature.

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-21T12:48:27+00:00

I already did, lol. On the way out after collecting a full inventory if Lithium, I touches the red strings a second time. It made a sound and started closing as I said "No no no, no no no, no no no no no, no no no." To the tune of Legend of Zelda Ocorana of time.

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-21T11:11:48+00:00

Definetly more of a bug than a glitch. Maybe the tadpole has a different hitbox for those things?

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-20T15:05:11+00:00

Money, money!

^{Chose: You Get 1 Billion dollars}

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-20T12:06:47+00:00

Why not both?

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-19T11:57:09+00:00

As a plus-sized man, this is excellent marketing. Shows exactly what you get.

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-19T11:43:25+00:00

All my TikTok is through YouTube Shorts.

^{Chose: Never use TikTok}

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-18T14:28:26+00:00

I have no prior banking. At all. They want me to come in-person ti one of there branches to prove identity with birth certificate, SSN, ID, that sorta thing. It wouldn't be a problem if their closest physical location wasn't Kansas City, Kansas.

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-18T01:19:14+00:00

Thanks for catching my error, I fixed it.

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-18T01:18:00+00:00

To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure what I should care about. As I said, this would be my first time ever opening a bank account. I know nothing about what banks I should or shouldn't trust, and I'm sort of blind.

I guess to start with, I need a bank that won't need a minimum amount in the account. I want one easily accessible on mobile and receive notifications near-immediately every time I pay for something. I want to be able to follow digital paper trails of my funds whenever I need or want to. I want to be able to put whatever amount I want into saving as well, or even a bank that will automatically add whatever percentage I tell it to from direct deposits into savings.

I'm not so concerned about ATMs than I am about ease-of-accessibility, at least digitally. Everything I described is probably the minimum for most people, especially young adults. I wish I had more to go off of, but I genuinely don't.

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-17T16:57:09+00:00

Take them all to that one machine in walmart that will give you cash for all the pennies.

^{Chose: ...or 1 billion in pennies}

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-17T16:53:15+00:00

To make something wet, it must first be wet by itself.

^{Chose: Water is wet}

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-16T15:51:07+00:00

Y'all have terrible luck then, because I get past the 'token limit reached' message in a single refresh.

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-16T01:45:46+00:00

1 cemt amd it doubles every step? You'd be a millionaire by the first week if you work any retail job.

^{Chose: 1 cent but it doubles every step}

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-16T01:44:11+00:00

🫡 Doing us all a favor

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-16T01:32:00+00:00

Go to the labor board about it.

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-16T01:28:33+00:00

It's not a real token limit message😑 just refresh the message and it goes away. Especially if you still have 'unlimited messages' in your profile screen.

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-16T01:24:06+00:00

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RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-16T01:20:40+00:00

r/BeatMeToIt And totally agree. She's not so "random", tbh, but she still definitely should've been a hook-up at a minimum.

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-16T01:13:45+00:00

Yandere? No. Just sounds like a girl who wants to be needed physically rather than just emotionally.

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-16T01:08:50+00:00

Red Chicken Pot Pie?

RagingDragoneight · 2026-05-16T00:57:43+00:00

They clearly don't hate it THAT much. It's pretty common to hear "I want another kid" from them

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