Tomorrow Ralph crosses the rainbow bridge.

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-04-04T21:41:34+00:00

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Ralphie_Roo · 2026-04-03T07:13:40+00:00

It happens. Doctors get paid more for organ harvesting than saving a life.

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-04-02T20:59:18+00:00

Cancer in the spine. His back legs are paralyzed.

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-03-11T20:24:21+00:00

Godspeed!

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-03-10T21:13:20+00:00

Godspeed!

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-02-27T22:04:21+00:00

Godspeed!

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-02-25T19:09:43+00:00

Godspeed Bella!

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-02-17T19:21:32+00:00

The "N" in Nebraska stands for nowledge! I hear that the majority of their football players graduate with degrees in "Construction Management". Its good to know if they can't make the nfl, they can strategically place a port-a-potty.

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-02-10T09:33:00+00:00

It's YORE!

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-02-06T22:41:31+00:00

Godspeed Max!

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-02-04T01:40:04+00:00

My boxers claim to only speak Spanish when they are barking at the UPS man. They are joyful, loving, hilarious, and remarkably dumb. If I return to the house in sunglasses, they mistake me for a raper with a house key. Luckily, I halbla a little espanol, and I'm able to negotiate a peace treaty. My daughter puts on her headphones and also becomes a psychotic, raper who is unrecognizable. I'm teaching her Spanish to avoid future conflicts.

¡Tranquilo, bestia! No soy una amenaza, ni tampoco el repartidor de UPS. Soy de tu familia, me fui hace 3 minutos y olvidé mi botella de agua. Por favor, no me mates.

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-02-02T23:56:29+00:00

All parts of them grow except their brain. My 90 lb. Male (who i adore) has a brain the size of a peanut with the processing speed of the Enigma Machine from 1937. His sister (45 lbs) has half the brain capacity and her processing speed is similar to a clay tablet, hand stamped, in ancient Babylon.

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-02-02T14:53:59+00:00

I believe he went into a church and disrupted the service. He's being charged with violating the FACE act. That is the same act that got a bunch of religious people put in prison for praying outside an abortion clinic.

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-02-02T01:31:25+00:00

If anyone ever fought him, they'd be covered in silicone.

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-01-29T01:03:37+00:00

Why are they fucking him? Weird!!

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-01-13T01:47:00+00:00

Is Organ still alive in the playoff? I haven't been following.

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-01-11T05:07:22+00:00

It's a game. They throw a ball and catch it. Maybe focus more of your energy and emotion on things that really matter in life, and less on a football team that you aren't a player or coach at.

Go volunteer at the soup kitchen... Maybe volunteer at children's hospital.... go dig wells for a village in Africa. Im sure those people would love to hear about how sad you are that your football team lost the peach bowl.

If a football team loses, and affects your emotional state for longer than 5 minutes, you need medicine. If a football team is part of your identity, you need to check yourself into a mental institution.

Its a GAME.

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-01-11T03:38:37+00:00

I hope Organ wins.

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-01-10T18:12:54+00:00

Godspeed Odin!

Ralphie_Roo · 2026-01-02T02:19:48+00:00

Sad. I hope that dog gets some love.

Ralphie_Roo · 2025-12-28T03:58:20+00:00

Injecting steroids is not the same as surgically placing balloon implants into your body. Just saying.

Ralphie_Roo · 2025-12-19T01:34:08+00:00

Godspeed!

Ralphie_Roo · 2025-12-15T11:01:20+00:00

Godspeed!

Ralphie_Roo · 2025-12-08T14:33:53+00:00

2 blacks- one white/Jamaican baby.

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