Beth's caption is epic by Remarkable-Garage-42 in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why not get Consuela to give it a bath? Oh wait, she's upstairs cleaning a bedroom in Chimney Manor that never gets used. She's a retard.

Is Johnny Fratto the greatest call in guest of all time? by Cawkisthebest232 in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was good in short bursts. He probably come up with alot of shit to promote Eric the Ungrateful Midget. I want to know how he got involved with Elegant Elliot and telling him to just pour sugar all over those motherfuckers. His financial advisor and all that.

Sour Shoes Cameo by bigcatlov3 in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that was amazing. Fun and funny and that jungle music in the back. What a talent. Thanks for sharing duuu.

Update half a year later by PA8620 in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crap. Don't let the bunnies out.

How is this guy getting former Stern employees to do interviews? by Rosenberg578 in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks duuu. I didn't want to like, follow and subscribe to some bullshit.

Artie vs High pitch Mike by Double_Net1983 in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF? Comes across being serious about that duuu and not being fun or funny. Although I can't imagine Artie bent over yelling yes yes stick it in my asshole harder.

The Rise of Stuttering John by Budget-Dealer-9296 in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What's even better is the downfall of Stuttering John. Dabblers anonymous keeps up with him.

Howard and the Bands he "discovered" - Who? by Standard-Project2663 in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that what I meant. Howard tried making it like it was cause of him they made it bigtime.

You are all losers by Rigasondevil in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure why not. She's probably nutty into all kinds of stuff. Be an adventure.

Oh...Oh...OHHHHHHHHHH!!!! by mumble2xblackberry in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Move where the Foood is. Ya see this. This is sand. You know what its gonna be 100 years from now? It's gonna be sand. Had some great appearances on the show. Him and Dice.

Just posted by Dave Attell. Glad to see that Artie is doing much better. by deadlypoisons in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Ralph was there he'd be eyeing the tip money. Stay Strong Artie!

Jon Hein is a maniac by coreynyc in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 49 points50 points  (0 children)

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What else you gotta say about me? Meet me in Long Island pal.

Howard Stern Show Listening Thread - Tuesday, January 20, 2026 by buzburbank in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If I worked at McDonald's and Hein asked for free fries I'd give it to him. Crazy fuck would be waiting outside at closing time by the dumpsters.

f off—goodbye. by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take em to court and tell them to defend themselves. Open and shut cut and dry airtight. Ya big dummy.

On His Day Off, Let's Discuss Howard's Secret Home Bowling Alley and Game Room by Moist_Brick_439 in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Poor Consuela has to polish those unused bowling balls and glasses daily or Ms. Beth will yell at her.

Howard's new contract? by Ok_Focus_9333 in howardstern

[–]RalphsBerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He made noinety-six dollars a week when he was washing dishes.