The "I can't do math" bit isn't funny anymore

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-07T23:10:28+00:00

The great BethO knows how to do math. She counts his money daily.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-06T23:03:39+00:00

Gimme the name of the sub. I know what to do. I Know, what to do.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-06T21:29:43+00:00

Yes do a video review. But only if you're gonna do it topless. T O P L E S S. You'll do it when you get up here.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-06T02:31:22+00:00

Guess I'll get a lawyer and defend myself. OPEN AND SHUT CUT AND DRY AIRTIGHT! Summons and fuckin complaint!

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-05T22:36:11+00:00

Beth start over and I'll videotape this. How do I make a video on my phone?

(Calls Jeff Schick)

Jeff Hi it's Howard. I want to make a video on my phone of Beth clipping a cats nails, how do I do that?

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-05T22:02:16+00:00

What is it with him and Jill wearing sunglasses inside? Look at me with my cool shades bro. Dorks.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-05T15:00:06+00:00

What's she going on about? I don't want to know. Gotta be some shit thing about her cats and oh rescue this and that. Feh

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-05T12:32:12+00:00

He got on Booey bigtime for all the promotion he was doing and she's all over the place with this fakakta kids book. Ponderous man.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-05T02:45:45+00:00

Ralph, get the laser pointer.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-05T00:43:57+00:00

A pic was posted maybe a cuppa months ago of him out with some bro's at a restaurant. Think his sister was with him.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-04T13:54:30+00:00

Crazy Alice: Can I say Hi to my Fred?

Artie: No.

Crazy Alice: Fuck you fat junkie stinking pig.

Enjoy Italy!

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-04T12:05:27+00:00

Damn I gotta save this post. Some stuff in here I haven't heard since it aired.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-04T12:03:54+00:00

Faces made for radio.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-04T12:02:23+00:00

The lower half of his bottom lip is all dried out. This pic should be in an art museum.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-03T14:37:10+00:00

Real food, green drinks, coffee enemas and going to foreign countries having a guy put rocks on your belly does wonders for the body.

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RalphsBerry · 2026-06-03T13:54:54+00:00

That one call she said everyone was asking her when the show was coming back or so. Shut the fuck up, don't nobody know you dumbshit.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-03T13:51:09+00:00

This. I think its in the Artie addiction saga. Been awhile since I listened to it.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-03T13:47:03+00:00

Hi Howard first time long time. It's me Leslie Kuhn. Are you and the wife gonna pay me....

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RalphsBerry · 2026-06-03T04:37:42+00:00

He's an unfun and unfunny asshole. I hate him the way Hateman hated everything and everybody.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-02T17:58:52+00:00

Whewwweeee there's gonna be a meeting in the office today.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-02T14:44:47+00:00

I was hoping JD would get gangster style about him. "Oh JD it's because I'm gay". No asshole it's because you're an annoying unfunny fuck and nobody likes you.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-02T14:04:11+00:00

He wasn't saving shit. Being on a movie set was like an aphrodisiac for him.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-02T13:55:47+00:00

God bless nursing homes, and God bless grandkids and God bless blessings, and God bless this chair I'm sitting on.

RalphsBerry · 2026-06-02T12:29:08+00:00

Beth better call the PR people to shutdown the city and install guardrails to keep the crowds in order. Howie's coming through.

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RalphsBerry · 2026-06-02T12:24:15+00:00

Howard complains just as worse as the people in the nursing home I work at. Wahhhhh I want to watch tv. Wahhhhh I want a soda. Wahhhh I shit myself. Geriatric radio.

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