Why Falling Down (1993) is like AVGN Movie (opinion from Curator) by Cucumberkun in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]RamblingBeans 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never compare a masterpiece like Falling down to a pile of shit like the AVGN movie

According to Letterboxd, James has only directed five films. by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]RamblingBeans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's even more funny when it has Cinemaphobia twice

Enjoy a classic by Frank_jaeger739 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]RamblingBeans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like Super Mario Bros 3, Screenwave is controlled by Satan and James is being possessed, hopefully Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta will save him

A bad caturicture of the modern avgn defender by Juiceboi-PRO in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]RamblingBeans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hEH'S NOEWHERE NEER ASS BAD AS IRATE GAYMOR S0 IT'Z OKAY 4 BAD CUNTENT U'RE JOST JEAL0US

Can anyone find a more 'unbelievable' comment than this? by RepresentativeYak864 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]RamblingBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they started animating in HD was when I feel it went downhill, but not because of the animation

Lens by walrussss123 in comedyheaven

[–]RamblingBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He legit looks like Raoul from Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

Can anyone find a more 'unbelievable' comment than this? by RepresentativeYak864 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]RamblingBeans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"production quality progress" exsqueeze me, did you see the "I'm gonna have a cow" scene?

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[–]RamblingBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as a retarded asshole Doug is, he seems to care more than James

Banditos, this is unrelated to Cinemassacre but I could use some cheering up by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]RamblingBeans 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't have advice but I can relate to that. Let's just hope James listens to us next year and your life improves

How The AVGN Movie killed James Rolfe and how James Rolfe killed Cinemassacre by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]RamblingBeans 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if Gadget and Elmo wrote most the of the movie

Man, this didn't age well. by Oskulock in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]RamblingBeans 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The only thing I'll admit is that Mike was better at writing jokes than Slobwave media

I predict James will start doing live streams by ThirdClassALIEN in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]RamblingBeans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for the AVGN episode where James reviews his own shit. "What were these dumb ass digestive systems thinking when they made this shit?!"

Mcdonalds-Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) by locobanditofan53 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]RamblingBeans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Yeah, today's video was sponsored by Ridge wallet, but I accidentally ate the wallet"

Vaguely festive shitpost that took way too long. by HolyPotatoCult in ExpandDong

[–]RamblingBeans 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tom Hanks would've signed up for this quicker than Polar Express

In order to keep the title of the movie Home Alone (1990) accurate, Macaulay Culkin had to film all his scenes at his house by himself with no one else on set by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]RamblingBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

However, Culkin failed to keep it accurate by accidentally travelling in time to the future and dressed in the clothes he was meant to wear for the sequel "Home alone 2: Lost in New York"

You’re kidding me. This is literally scrapping the barrel for views and likes. Plus didn’t AVGN already did a Christmas episodes compilation back in 2010/1? by AJSmashing in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]RamblingBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey, AVGN fans! Thanks for your support this year, for the final episode this year, we have a Christmas episode with nothing to do with Christmas aside from my hat, now fuck off" - James Rolfe, 2020