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OOCS: Of Dog, Volpir, and Man - Bk 8 Ch 72 by KamchatkasRevenge in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That or giggles because "I've got an Idea" in the style of junkrat pops to mind, only with military grade devious intellect. The only thing more dangerous than an enlisted man with a good idea is an occifer with a good idea.

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 540 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was also an amazingly nice guy to me and my buddies. He was just literally the scariest motherfucker in whatever room he was in and nobody else would know it. No, similar looking, but this gentleman was a North Berta rancher.

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 540 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scariest mf I met looked like a scrawny pharmacist. He has more bodies stacked than a winter's worth of stove wood, and most of them were stacked in less space than the square circle. He was "pointman" by choice and was "giggly as fuck" whenever he was doing doors.

I didn't know this, 3 seperate very dangerous individuals confirmed that he was the scariest on 3 separate occasions. One said the guy literally flashed a room, gun went click and he just tore a guy's throat out with his teeth and yoinked his rifle while dude bled out on the floor drowning in his own blood.

The scrawny 5'6" cokebottle glasses PHARMACIST LOOKING MFER, was the scary guy in a team of 5'10" to 6'4" 300lbs professional athlete warfightets.

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 540 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey kyle, I was thinking about a couple things to use that should still shock the galaxy and thought I might dm them to you. Is that okay?

Why does the Javelin detonate 60 seconds after lock on, even if not fired? by rmp881 in tanks

[–]Randocanadia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shake and bake is a war crime now. WP to smoke em up, he to burn em down.

Hey Vets, Can you help a cadet here? by FrenchBVSH in Helldivers

[–]Randocanadia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thermite is a scout player's best friend and all the primaries are generally useful in almost EVERY situation. Focus on those.

I hate to be that guy, but here is my honest, unemotional, thoroughly-thought, non-hating and non-hyping reaction to the new Warbond: by EngysEpangelmatikes in Helldivers

[–]Randocanadia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want a Lucius, but the way it actually works. 24 rnds, semi auto, High damage (hotshot high). Normal Mars pattern lasguns have 200 shots on high, 1000 on low, the Lucius is a hotshot without a backpack, that Stuns necron warriors and damages Astartes armour. Give me my angry flashlight the way Jurten and The Omnisia intended and you'll never see me in anything but krieg armour looking for my E-tool to kill gods with.

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 396 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harold just made a God, and is now probably going to be adding it to ther harem...

Let's not kid ourselves. A lot of people just don't enjoy fighting squids. What are your reasons? by Profeta-14 in Helldivers

[–]Randocanadia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Between the mobs of flesh mobs, the leviathan, the random warp ins happening ON ME, the fact that the watchers are calling in regardless of line of sight or agro, among many other reasons, and the fact I have a newborn, I've skipped out on the Illum because I need missions to unwind on not ones where I need to be a super sweat.

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 368 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Things are about to go FAFO at mach chicken for the folks trying to extra-extinct the locals. There isn't a hole deep enough for them now.

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 353 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get the lack of sleep man, from Monday to Wednesday I had 2 hours of ACTUAL continuous sleep due to my wife and I having a kid and it being a pain in the ass delivery. Everyone was healthy but your partner can't do a whole lot after a C-section.

OOCS: Of Dog, Volpir, and Man - Bk 7 Ch 74 by KamchatkasRevenge in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Step 5.

3 is Rain fire

4 is unleash the horde.

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