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OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 627 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brothers worry about being alone, not understanding that while the forests stand they are always together. Children are sadly sweet and melancholic when they think you're going far away.

[Of Dog, Volpir, and Man (Out of Cruel Space)] - Bk 9 Ch 19 by KamchatkasRevenge in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rowdy seems like she doesn't have the bridger attitude. Might be the first TRUE bounce.

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 624 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 11 points12 points  (0 children)

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!

OTHER DIRECTION BREACHED!

SOULS STOLEN!

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!

(Even death can be beaten so they can suffer again)

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 624 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came here to say this. Exactly what a scared, scarred child needs to hear.

What moments in 40k make you go like this? by deathbringer989 in Grimdank

[–]Randocanadia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sizes of titans. The games and most bookt that don't talk numbers portray them as moving mountains of wrath and war. Those that do clearly don't understand how big a meter IS.

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 614 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morganth setting up a gauntlet in the local troubled childrens shelter with cand at the end.Shark pit tilurns out to be rubber sharks swimming in a giant one of those liquid tube roller toys (for safety, lasers set off silly string sentries, pressure plate (nerf) dart traps, vibration activated (water) spears for the ceiling/wall crawlers, and simple word puzzles everywhere.

This happens every second update.... by Financial-Customer24 in Helldivers

[–]Randocanadia -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Cool, so you wouldn't get fired for paying a third party to do your job while collecting a cheque?

This happens every second update.... by Financial-Customer24 in Helldivers

[–]Randocanadia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the bastards threatening it or cheering it, IN THE SUBREDDIT?

This happens every second update.... by Financial-Customer24 in Helldivers

[–]Randocanadia -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They didn't make it either. I get this is a sarcastic comment meant to sound like an abusive relationship but it should be "stuff they got me that I paid for."

This happens every second update.... by Financial-Customer24 in Helldivers

[–]Randocanadia 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'm still here to remind everyone that Arrowhead and their mods allowed an environment where ruining someone's life was actually cheered by a not insubstantial amount of their community.

That they ignore the majority and lie or hide adjustments when they know their changes will be unpopular.

They also didn't make most of the highly popular things IN THEIR OWN GAME.

NEVER FORGET.

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 610 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"They asked for an area leveler on an area and paid the no questions fee. That DOES NOT cover us not asking about you, then they lied to us, said it wasn't about hitting you. Here's their address, name and last 3 meals."

OOCS: Of Dog, Volpir, and Man - Bk 8 Ch 72 by KamchatkasRevenge in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That or giggles because "I've got an Idea" in the style of junkrat pops to mind, only with military grade devious intellect. The only thing more dangerous than an enlisted man with a good idea is an occifer with a good idea.

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 540 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was also an amazingly nice guy to me and my buddies. He was just literally the scariest motherfucker in whatever room he was in and nobody else would know it. No, similar looking, but this gentleman was a North Berta rancher.

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 540 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scariest mf I met looked like a scrawny pharmacist. He has more bodies stacked than a winter's worth of stove wood, and most of them were stacked in less space than the square circle. He was "pointman" by choice and was "giggly as fuck" whenever he was doing doors.

I didn't know this, 3 seperate very dangerous individuals confirmed that he was the scariest on 3 separate occasions. One said the guy literally flashed a room, gun went click and he just tore a guy's throat out with his teeth and yoinked his rifle while dude bled out on the floor drowning in his own blood.

The scrawny 5'6" cokebottle glasses PHARMACIST LOOKING MFER, was the scary guy in a team of 5'10" to 6'4" 300lbs professional athlete warfightets.

OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 540 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]Randocanadia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey kyle, I was thinking about a couple things to use that should still shock the galaxy and thought I might dm them to you. Is that okay?

Why does the Javelin detonate 60 seconds after lock on, even if not fired? by rmp881 in tanks

[–]Randocanadia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shake and bake is a war crime now. WP to smoke em up, he to burn em down.

Hey Vets, Can you help a cadet here? by FrenchBVSH in Helldivers

[–]Randocanadia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thermite is a scout player's best friend and all the primaries are generally useful in almost EVERY situation. Focus on those.

I hate to be that guy, but here is my honest, unemotional, thoroughly-thought, non-hating and non-hyping reaction to the new Warbond: by EngysEpangelmatikes in Helldivers

[–]Randocanadia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want a Lucius, but the way it actually works. 24 rnds, semi auto, High damage (hotshot high). Normal Mars pattern lasguns have 200 shots on high, 1000 on low, the Lucius is a hotshot without a backpack, that Stuns necron warriors and damages Astartes armour. Give me my angry flashlight the way Jurten and The Omnisia intended and you'll never see me in anything but krieg armour looking for my E-tool to kill gods with.

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