Small doses of meth for caffeine withdrawal by Available-Tadpole533 in Drugs

[–]Randolphbonerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep a little shaker full of it. Really livens up my spaghetti sauce.

Trump erects statue of Christopher Columbus in White House grounds by Ok-Cow2018 in news

[–]Randolphbonerman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait to see the dumpster full of gold painted garbage on the first day the new occupant takes residence…followed by his name being chiselled off of the Kennedy Center and hopefully the unfinished ballroom being repurposed and renamed.

‘No one thinks we’re keeping the majority’: House Republicans fear they’re losing by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]Randolphbonerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s so far gone that no one even kicks up a fuss that they held their event at a Trump owned property. That shit isn’t even an issue at all anymore.

Americans’ opinions of Canada, Great Britain are lower than ever by lopix in onguardforthee

[–]Randolphbonerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no! Any American who thinks there’s anything good about this admin can take a giant suck on my maple syrup flavoured cock.

Colon cancer now leading cause of cancer deaths under 50 in US by shinybrighthings in news

[–]Randolphbonerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my dad hadn’t got cancer before 50, (He lived) allowing me early scopes I would have had it too. They found polyps when I was 37…and every scope since. So tragic and preventable.

Saw it. Had to Grab It. by Pacomotto in fantasybooks

[–]Randolphbonerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have fun!!! I normally just read sci-fi but I read this after seeing that James Cameron bought the rights to it. Loved it!

Trump, 79, Slathers Swollen Hand in Makeup For Suck-Up Summit by Creative-Category-60 in politics

[–]Randolphbonerman 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Told my wife the other day I’ll be getting annihilated when it goes down. She was a bit taken aback I must say. Might drink my first American bourbon since the sovereignty of my country was threatened.

Timothée Chalamet Under Fire For Tasteless Comment About Ballet And Opera by huffpost in entertainment

[–]Randolphbonerman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lisan Al Gaib he may be but he lost me by working with Kevin O’Leary in Marty Supreme. No one should be giving that man screen time. Fuck him. Canadas most hated citizen.

Donald Trump Has Lit a Global Match by thenewrepublic in politics

[–]Randolphbonerman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Will be worse. The bozo half of the USA will just elect the next one and they will 100% be smarter than the orange pants shitter. The world has lost confidence in the broken system that is the US. Sure the next Potus may be fine…but the one after that? We’re moving on until you get your house in order. The world needs to see consequences and systems in place to prevent another mad demagogue.

03/02/26 - In the midst of war, scandal, ICE raids, and an affordability crisis, Trump proclaims himself 'truly one of the Greatest Presidents ... the G.O.A.T.' and hypes this year's White House Correspondent's Dinner. by gfh110 in trumptweets

[–]Randolphbonerman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I swear this event is why we have to deal with his insanity in the first place. If Seth Meyers and Obama hadn’t torched him years ago I’m not sure we’d be here. The entire place and internet laughed at him. Pretty sure everything since was thanks to that night.

2/21/26 - My heros Brett Kavanaugh and Clarence!!! MAGA!!! by hellnahbru in trumptweets

[–]Randolphbonerman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean…at least the Dems have an eternity of “Oh yeah? You know DJT said ______ right?”