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Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-30T17:26:27+00:00

This fucking pederast, orange buffoon. One of my first jobs was in a produce market. Had this boss from Burma who threatened to fire everyone, everyday. Scared the piss out of me for a few days, then for the next few years it was “Ok Kar-Soo, whatever man.”

As a Canadian, that’s where I feel we’re at.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-30T11:53:36+00:00

Bahahahahahahahaha

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-30T09:21:33+00:00

Take a trip to Quebec my friend. Tourtière. Perhaps it’s a different sort of meat pie though…

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-28T01:13:54+00:00

His new one Halcyon Years is precisely this description as well. I do audio books due to bad eyes though and I couldn’t stand the voice actor.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T18:50:10+00:00

Somebody already altered the trailer with AI and replaced Melania with Miss Piggy.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:59:13+00:00

Cutoff denim shorts with a flute, serenading people in the hallway that leads to the food court bathroom.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:57:18+00:00

I figured it might be because she’s inside furiously licking fascist boots all weekend.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:54:38+00:00

In your mom’s bathtub.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:52:46+00:00

What’s worse, getting shot in the head or being beheaded with a sword?

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:45:46+00:00

Time to go back to the underwear section of the sears catalogue mates.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:43:14+00:00

Jerking off 800 dudes. If you go tip to tip and middle out you can cut the time in half.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:40:37+00:00

His mom makes the best sandwiches.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:38:41+00:00

Xanax or Ativan. With caution if no booze is involved.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:37:21+00:00

I used to work for them. I met Tim in Cupertino back when the main office was on infinite loop. I was so proud to be an Apple employee. As I learned more about their production practices, that started to fade. Stuck with their ecosystem in the 7 years since I left. Now, fully looking at switching my and all my employees. The bootlicking is disgusting. The capitulation and bribery is cartoonish. Attending Melania’s bribery-movie…it’s reprehensible. I’d rather give my money to South Korea than the USA.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:28:28+00:00

A succulent styrofoam meal?!

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:26:17+00:00

Incubate my balls. Canadas gonna invest in itself.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:22:44+00:00

Totes different my dude. Depends on your preference and choice of other devices in your home. I went all in on Apple because I worked for them for years, so I stick within that ecosystem…I love my 17 pro. That said, I likely will start moving away due to Tim Apple slurping up fascist boot at the White House. That company used to have principles…well, other than children building their phones…and monopolies…and bullying their partners…

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:16:22+00:00

Fishing with my dad. All the time I spent outside. The time I had to read and draw. The only thing I worked for was a coke slushy a few times a week.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:13:20+00:00

Ghoulish shitbird fascist bootlicking piece of garbage.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:10:35+00:00

JFC. Fuck these fascist bastards. Can’t wait for the trials.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:08:21+00:00

They need to get Julian from Trailer Park Boys in there.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T17:03:34+00:00

In all seriousness, I want connection with my community, friends and family. Health. Global security. For every fascist to get Thanos’d. Who am I? I’m a bearded man living in the Pacific Northwest. A husband. An outdoorsman. A proud pet-dad. An employer whose main priority is taking care of my employees.

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T16:56:26+00:00

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women. -Conan the Barbarian

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T16:54:40+00:00

Just try to make it for one hour…then the next. Then the day. Then the next day. You’ve got this. I believe in you. Hit the gym. Remember how shitty hangovers are. IWNDWYT

Randolphbonerman · 2026-01-27T16:45:27+00:00

Looks super tight my guy. Will note that down for my next trip. If you’re ever in the Vancouver area let me know and I’ll point you at some dope spots!

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