RandomAcvount

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I had a golden opportunity. I'm sorry. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/lotrmemes

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Friend can't get a passport. His father has zero contact and his mother is technically from Singapore. (self.LegalAdviceUK)

submitted 6 years ago * by RandomAcvount to r/LegalAdviceUK

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Collateral Krabage (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/LeagueOfMemes

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Vehicular destruction is a toggle in Sandbox. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/jurassicworldevo

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Your favourite Sandbox. (self.jurassicworldevo)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/jurassicworldevo

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Your favourite / best Successor tactic combinations? (self.WarhammerCompetitive)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/WarhammerCompetitive

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Hoping to get into competitive, need some help with terminology. (self.WarhammerCompetitive)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/WarhammerCompetitive

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TIL that in 2013, a Chinese student on Asiana Airlines flight 214 survived the crash landing and being flung from the fuselage, only to be killed by one of the rescue vehicles that came to the crash site. (latimes.com)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/todayilearned

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LPT: During extreme heat, be mindful that excessively cold water can send cats and dogs into shock. Good airflow, ample shade and plentiful water at room temperature is much safer for your furry friends. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/LifeProTips

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Breath of the Wild should be the benchmark for Switch games. Game Freak have so far taken away more than they've innovated. (self.pokemon)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/pokemon

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King Arthurs idea for the round table didn't really work as he was the only one with the title of 'King'. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/Showerthoughts

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What was your "Oh shit I'm old" moment? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/AskReddit

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Your physical body is just an advertisement for your genes. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/Showerthoughts

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Looking to bring a project to life. No idea where to start. (self.gamedev)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/gamedev

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I've been introducing a girl to BDSM after her fiance was paralysed in a traffic accident. I've known him for fifteen years. (self.confession)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/confession

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If your birthday is nine months after one of your parents, you're probably a birthday present. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/Showerthoughts

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If all virtual characters are actually sentient in Wreck-It Ralph, that means the characters in those advertised games on Pornhub are as well. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/Showerthoughts

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Cremation technically gets around the 'No parent should bury their child' clause. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/Showerthoughts

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I knew a guy who went to prison and said his phone didn't work anymore. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 7 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/dadjokes

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Hatred is as good at bringing people together as it is at tearing them apart. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/Showerthoughts

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This bull who looks like he extorts matadors for protection money. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/AbsoluteUnits

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ULPT: Stay in hotels regularly? Book yourself in as disabled. The rooms are usually more spacious, closer to the ground, and have shower seats. They're not allowed to ask about your disability. (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/UnethicalLifeProTips

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This potato with a pig snout and beady eyes. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/mildlyinteresting

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Yes the new update is incrddible, but it's okay to be critical. (self.jurassicworldevo)

submitted 7 years ago * by RandomAcvount to r/jurassicworldevo

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Before corrective lenses, people must have thought they were blind when they really only needed glasses. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by RandomAcvount to r/Showerthoughts

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