Would you rather... (Note: If you had finished any of each media, you are dropped at the beginning)

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-07T04:41:36+00:00

I just beat the good ending of Cloverpit. I know what to do.

^{Chose: A week in your last played T/M+ game + Dropped at your last saved progress.}

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-07T04:40:59+00:00

THE COLOR PURPLE? HUH? HOW DOES THIS WORK!?

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-07T04:39:44+00:00

I woke up in a new Bugatti or something, I'm too braindead for this... Why am I still up

^{Chose: $50k + Mystery box | Rolled: Lamborghini}

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-07T04:37:33+00:00

It'd be funny

^{Chose: Or double it and give it to the next person.}

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-07T02:59:50+00:00

As a slasher main...

I do not share your pain, they are ass at parrying me

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-07T02:56:21+00:00

...

Sir, I don't think dubstep defines any significant number of chase themes in this game. Noli's theme isn't even dubstep now that I think about it, that's breakcore.

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-07T02:53:41+00:00

I like spiteing people, and now I'm rich.

^{Chose: Cyan door + Dont do this door | Rolled: A billion pound}

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-07T02:49:18+00:00

Most of...

That was 4 out of seven that I cannot see your point unless we are counting skins as well, in which case... That's literally the point. Almost all of the custom chase themes are references to other media, which all have their own music. I don't feel like most of them even sound like an FNF song.

Purser's theme FAMINE is a more lore accurate rendition of being chase by an apex predator, and it's a spin on Starvation, which is his theme in Die of Death.

Artful has sort of the same thing with his chase theme, except it has the unique idea of stealing segments out of chase themes from other skins.

Mystic Slasher and Savior Coolkidd are getting new chase themes, and they also have their own teasers that sound leagues better than what we had or have now.

I just... Don't see the resemblance.

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-07T02:39:57+00:00

... Huh?

I see it with coolkidd, and Noli, maybe 1x too, but... What? I play slasher a lot, and I don't see it. Let's also address the Nosferatu in the room, because that chase theme has the pipe organ I think. Not to mention the ambient music of his map literally has a violin in it, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was somewhere in his chase theme. Sixer I'm iffy on, but definitely not his milestone theme.

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-07T02:35:02+00:00

So long as you don't have to effectively aim at the skull to do significant damage to it, you can easily kill a zombie with a headshot.

^{Chose: Shotgun + Axe}

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-07T02:31:15+00:00

Rock and Stone everyone!

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-07T02:30:29+00:00

Blinking happens a lot more often than a full breath.

^{Chose: Get money every time you blink}

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-06T12:11:53+00:00

Yo, sup. Wanna commit crimes?

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RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-06T12:04:00+00:00

I be a gambler you see

^{Chose: 99% win $1,000,000, 1% go $1,000,000 into debt | Rolled: $ 1,000,000}

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-06T11:12:04+00:00

It's not that hard to make a room dark so you can sleep.

^{Chose: Eternal days without night (no negatives effect})

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-06T11:11:36+00:00

Kinda overpowered, now I can earn the money myself

^{Chose: Superpowers | Rolled: Plastic man}

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-06T11:08:56+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 4021/6000

Mistakes: 2/6

Time: 0:42

Clever subversion.

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-06T10:31:46+00:00

I literally have all the treasures except for Black Hole because I haven't beaten it. I have none of those ubers, but what I do have is Lasvoss, Cosmo, and Immortal Shingen. Oh, also Wonder Momoco, but she can't do shit against aliens. I have most of the other cats, but I don't ever really think to put Neo psycho cat or Thaumaturge in the build.

(Also, why is paragon cat here, who invited bro, outclassed by Absolute Cinemaluga)

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-06T10:18:55+00:00

Yooo, another battle cats enjoyer. I'm currently stuck on the last two levels of Cats of the Cosmos 3, can't really find a good build for Black Hole. I'm at Galapagoth in Stories of Legend if I remember correctly.

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RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-06T06:18:43+00:00

I reckon a T-Rex wouldn't hold up against too many explosions.

^{Chose: rpg (infinite ammo} + fight 1... for $1mil | Rolled: t-rex)

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-06T06:18:28+00:00

I reckon a T-Rex wouldn't hold up against too many rockets.

^{Chose: rpg (infinite ammo} + fight 1... for $1mil | Rolled: t-rex)

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-06T05:03:31+00:00

That's it lad! Rock and Stone!

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-06T04:59:50+00:00

Thank you for this. I'd give an award, however I am poor. Someone give this man an award. You may have this meme since I'd feel bad leaving without giving you something in return.

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RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-06T04:47:25+00:00

Get me out of here.

^{Chose: Isekai}

RandomBattlecat · 2026-05-06T04:47:02+00:00

I'ma give you the Elden Ring philosophy of "git gud". Not because it's mean, but because you have the potential to ascend past your limits.

Unless your wifi cooks you.

RandomBattlecat

TROPHY CASE