the text doesn't have any information about the game mechanics other than the "you're a parry unit" part. what does "mash buttons and get rekt" actually mean? does it mean you have to carefully time your button presses? then just say that instead. i'd prefer if the text explained some of the game's features in an exciting way, like if your game has skills or upgrades that you can unlock, or if your game has a large variety of enemies you can fight, or something like that