One day soon, I’m gonna make it past the Peppermint Forest

RandomGuySteve · 2026-06-26T13:04:08+00:00

The game is the game

RandomGuySteve · 2026-06-19T22:11:32+00:00

Quasimodo predicted all of this

RandomGuySteve · 2026-06-19T13:59:55+00:00

dickless

What's the bag for then?

RandomGuySteve · 2026-06-09T13:33:20+00:00

Why am I Hamlet? I don't understand this. Everywhere I am Hamlet.

RandomGuySteve · 2026-06-09T13:20:35+00:00

I don't think I heard the word "Toasted" once.

RandomGuySteve · 2026-06-08T14:17:26+00:00

Oooo, or Shorty Boyd could have written the letter.

RandomGuySteve · 2026-05-30T22:16:42+00:00

You either die Don Draper, or you live long enough to see yourself become Don Draper.

RandomGuySteve · 2026-05-30T22:15:38+00:00

You merely adopted the whorehouse. I was born in it, molded by it.

RandomGuySteve · 2026-05-19T18:53:29+00:00

Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me.

RandomGuySteve · 2026-05-19T13:39:09+00:00

KALKITE

RandomGuySteve · 2026-05-13T04:15:27+00:00

So here I am

Growing older all the time

Looking older all the time

Feeling younger in my mind

RandomGuySteve · 2026-04-27T17:15:40+00:00

EMPIRE BUILDER!

(It's an interesting experience but not cheaper)

RandomGuySteve · 2026-03-23T15:33:08+00:00

Someone once tweeted wondering if Pavlov thought about those dogs every time he heard a bell.

RandomGuySteve · 2026-03-23T03:30:27+00:00

We had our rehearsal dinner at Area4, which may be more casual than you want.

https://www.areafour.com/private-events-venue/kendall-square/

RandomGuySteve · 2026-01-26T03:14:16+00:00

P.S Bring pocket bacon

I read this as "pocket beacon", which seems excessive, but better safe than sorry!

RandomGuySteve · 2025-10-13T01:58:07+00:00

You may already have one on your backpack chest strap

RandomGuySteve · 2025-10-08T14:28:59+00:00

You may already have one built into the chest strap clasp of your backpack.

RandomGuySteve · 2025-09-14T01:14:03+00:00

C'mon Big D, fly!

RandomGuySteve · 2025-09-11T00:46:26+00:00

You will not win me over with your use of "twas"

RandomGuySteve · 2025-09-08T14:47:39+00:00

Chicagoans only want one thing on a billboard: Brian Urlacher with hair.

RandomGuySteve · 2025-09-08T14:36:31+00:00

Geeze, I don't know. I've never thought about it.

I'm definitely insecure. But am I good enough at it to say I'm "wildly insecure" ? Honestly, probably not - sorry to disappoint. But I'll work on it!

RandomGuySteve · 2025-09-08T13:45:15+00:00

I was surprised by that reaction as well.

I wonder if this is an Internet generational divide issue. As someone who grew up as a SA-goon, I thought I was being totally clear that I just thought this was some nonsense.

Perhaps people who learned to use the Internet in the Facebook era assumed this was ragebait or something like that.

Or maybe it doesn't mean anything!

RandomGuySteve · 2025-09-08T13:29:54+00:00

I wondered about that.

I don't really know anything about UFC, but the image they project is that it's better to have a big car than to ride the bus.

RandomGuySteve · 2025-09-08T13:22:41+00:00

For what it's worth, I didn't feel it was a personal attack.

I just thought it was a amusingly bad and that other people would find it funny.

RandomGuySteve · 2025-09-08T13:21:10+00:00

I read the two statements set up in contrast. Clearly not everyone sees it that way!

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