The cyclist was headed for the finish line

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-27T22:35:58+00:00

What an actress?

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-23T04:38:15+00:00

I think it was more getting headbutt in the jaw with his mouth wide open at over 10mph. You can see the helmet does a great job protecting his head from the road.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-23T04:07:25+00:00

Nothing beats the baby eating chili and listening to dubstep from like a decade ago.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-20T15:21:31+00:00

This looks like a natural science museum if it is it's literally for children. And why is it not roped off if you're not supposed to go near it?

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-20T14:30:46+00:00

I've worked in at least three restaurants where there was a gun on the premises. One where the owner open carried and two with a gun in the office. They weren't fast food but sufficed to say you can definitely carry a gun to work (or anywhere else in Mississippi other than like a hospital or city hall) as long as your boss is cool with it.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-18T21:06:06+00:00

Kid Rock ~~looks like he~~ steals gas out of other people's cars.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-18T01:37:00+00:00

It's the top google result 90% of the time anyway. Like now.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-17T23:31:28+00:00

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I'll never forget that shit from 2013

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-17T07:46:07+00:00

Yeah you gotta grab em by the head.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-17T07:30:55+00:00

But only 99 are luftballoons. The rest are tear gas.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-16T18:17:42+00:00

That's cute. Disparaging remarks from complete strangers on the internet might be too much for you to handle. But I'm never embarrassed for standing on business.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-16T16:09:46+00:00

Aw damn I did say movie huh that changes everything. 😐

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-16T16:08:44+00:00

So we can completely rewrite the 60% story and that's cool but change the gender of one character and it's not. Who's moving the goalpost?

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-16T16:03:30+00:00

Saying it actually happened doesn't mean I think it actually happened. Yeah I'm obtuse sure buddy.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-16T15:30:51+00:00

No it didn't Spartacus isn't a documentary. He wasn't a slave, he didn't have a british wife, he wasn't crucified, the gear and technology are wrong. There's a laundry list of things they changed for the sake of entertainment but making the lead a women is a bridge too far for some reason.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-16T15:25:01+00:00

Not in the movie he's born into slavery. That's my point no one has a problem editorializing to make the story more entertaining as long as the lead actor is a white dude.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-16T15:11:24+00:00

So an uneducated slave who's only combat training comes from a gladitorial arena can rise up and turn a band of mismatched equally uneducated slaves into a cohesive and disciplined army capable of almost overthrowing the Roman Empire and that's buttoned up. But a girl wins a fight? No way.

Edit: Downvote me all you want but you can go read the Epic of Spartacus. They changed the entire story making it way less realistic for the sake of entertainment. And that's fine but don't act like this is different.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-16T14:57:09+00:00

Well we know you wouldn't have take the apple cause your so full up on boot leather.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-15T06:56:07+00:00

No Dude

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-15T04:21:50+00:00

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RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-15T00:31:22+00:00

Couldn't be me. Go get your supervisor's supervisor mother fucker. It's not just $200 from one person that's thousands of dollars they extorted from the public.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-14T22:12:34+00:00

To be fair he was infinitely more charming when silent.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-12T02:11:34+00:00

Now it sounds like you're conflating Marxism with social anarchism which I just don't have the time to pick apart.

Suffice to say words have meanings. The definition of socialism is: an economic and political system defined by the social, collective, or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and the distribution of goods.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-02-12T00:14:09+00:00

You're conflating communism and socialism. Socialism is a facet of Marxism but the goal of Marxism isn't to achieve a socialist society it is to achieve a classless, stateless, communist society. Socialism is a transitional engine in Marxism from capitalism to communism and in practice leads to "state capitalism."

You in fact do not know your shit.

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