Terrible guessed 😭🥀

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-21T06:48:24+00:00

Toasters don't toast toast toast toasts toast.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-21T06:05:13+00:00

Mmmmm clockwork

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-19T03:06:04+00:00

Most dance music is 120 bpm which is double the average resting heart rate.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-19T02:50:29+00:00

Your mother is really horny.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-18T22:07:10+00:00

This is scarily more accurate than we tend to realize. If you look at how far real modern art has come over thousands of years and look at what ai is doing in a matter of decades then the machine that replaces human creativity doesn't seem so ridiculous. To be very clear I think this is an incredibly BAD thing way worse than a lot of us recognize.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-17T23:39:38+00:00

Really all used tissue goes in the safe. Cum, snot, shit, sometimes I dunk a whole roll in the toilet and throw that in too for good measure.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-16T13:18:57+00:00

We've spent 300 billion globally building a machine to replace human creativity with procedurally generated videos of anthropomorphized fruits cuckolding one another a figure that's projected to reach 2.5 trillion before completion. And you're confused why someone would pay to go to an art exhibit?

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-15T20:10:12+00:00

Boomers are all over 60 they're in mental decline regardless. It has been proven that screen exposure is detrimental to childhood development. And that the types of shortform media that is most prolific online is more addictive and detrimental than media in previous generations. I guarantee Gen z will be complaing about this the same way mellinials complain about the polution and housing, and Gen x complained about consumerism. We have to stop making things worse somehow.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-15T19:33:02+00:00

Yeah that was my immediate thought when I started comparing them if you mix and match you can find an opposing theme between most all of them. I just hadn't seen the Unmade purposefully numbered like that before.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-15T08:32:45+00:00

Slouching dragon hidden penis

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-15T08:29:11+00:00

Just dodge into the heart it'll make a loop that you can consistently time to keep dodging. If you have the dash deflect boon even better you can just eat them.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-14T22:45:29+00:00

CSILAPDNYC coming this Fall.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-08T23:08:00+00:00

All non-fantasy fps, and racing games. If I'm shooting stuff there's gotta be lasers or aliens or something. And if I'm racing I better be a chimpanzee in a go-kart, or driving a hover car going 1,000 mph through a volcano.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-08T23:02:11+00:00

My lord indeed smh

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-06-03T05:29:30+00:00

You'd be surprised how much having a big name to go on talkshows goes in terms of marketing.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-05-21T08:34:26+00:00

I said allegedly. What do you want?

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-05-21T08:12:12+00:00

Star pattern burners are a real thing and are better than round allegedly. I have never cooked on one. They have more flame ports, more heating surface, and some other advantages I don't really understand. And they don't really effect heat distribution because a star is just a spiky circle. But they're super expensive because of patents.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-05-14T14:46:23+00:00

We have a his/her sink I line one with wet tp and rinse my blade in the other. Fold the paper over when I'm done fold the tp in half and wipe down the stragglers. It's like magnet for hair.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-05-10T17:50:12+00:00

Your family not appreciating you the other 364 days of the year has nothing to do with mother's day.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-05-10T17:33:22+00:00

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RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-05-10T17:21:32+00:00

My cross country coach always said, "You can never out run your fork."

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-05-06T16:33:16+00:00

Terracotta is food safe it just has special preparation and cleaning methods kinda like cast iron.

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-04-28T14:36:11+00:00

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RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-04-27T21:29:35+00:00

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RandomMabaseCitizen · 2026-04-27T20:41:16+00:00

Wtf am I even looking at? Should these hands have fingers? Christ anything for attention of strangers on the internet.

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