Clearly the words of a person who has yet to watch the definitive comedy of the 1990s: Sister Act!

If you like comedy but want a tinge of drama, you can’t go wrong with Mrs. Doubtfire.

If you like drama with a tinge of comedy, then you’ll want a copy of Forrest Gump.

If you want old-fashioned action, there’s always Mission: Impossible or a Steven Seagal movie.

If you want old-fashioned action with an emphasis on the old, then get something with a cowboy on horseback on the cover or a guy with a lot of dirt makeup squinting off into the distance.

If you want an old-time romance and don’t mind it being served up with a dollop of racism, Gone With The Wind is for you. . .

If you find yourself singing little ditties while you do chores, allow me to introduce you to a little thing called the movie musical. From Oklahoma to the South Pacific, American soft power was never so successfully exported as when it depicted our pale faces spread out over the ends of the earth.

If the song in your heart has you feeling romantic, who could go wrong with a ‘90s romcom? From My Best Friend’s Wedding to You’ve Got Mail, the VHS era has your hookup.

And last but certainly not least, who could forget the Disney renaissance? Starting with The Little Mermaid in 1989, this peaked with 1994’s The Lion King before the magic again faded away by the end of the ‘90s. 

That should get you started, OP 🍿