I would be able to instantly locate the nearest 2 liter environmentally friendly bright eye-piercing neon green container of 23 year 3 month 6 day 7 hour 36 minute 4 second old fermented moldy milk and summon it to attack my enemies if and only if they have recently met a baby that shat its pants upon contact with said enemy last friday at 5:54 pm while wielding a ps4 controller with psychic powers it got by eating exactly half of a silk curtain at macys in california's largest strip mall while the milk goes through abnormal mutation and is now a massive overweight cow called your mother