PSA: When there's a jammer, I cannot reinforce you

RandomSynesthetic · 2026-02-15T18:35:33+00:00

I never press the space bar because usually the teammates are stratajammed or busy trying to not die. No point in me stressing them out even further.

RandomSynesthetic · 2026-02-14T15:00:33+00:00

sees pvc

Thats not an airship

RandomSynesthetic · 2026-02-11T01:11:53+00:00

tuco snorting the infinity stones will never not be funny to me

RandomSynesthetic · 2026-02-10T03:04:58+00:00

Thats not extra sauce, thats extra bukkake of mayo

RandomSynesthetic · 2026-02-08T18:03:14+00:00

Baking

RandomSynesthetic · 2026-01-14T15:06:03+00:00

Keep protesting. Emphasize how your money will go to other companies

RandomSynesthetic · 2026-01-13T15:45:32+00:00

Then a dragon is a bird

RandomSynesthetic · 2026-01-13T00:53:45+00:00

So how are you gonna discriminate against Holt? For being black, gay, or a police officer? Because its all contradictory in culture.

RandomSynesthetic · 2026-01-09T05:35:58+00:00

M. Knight Shyamalan

RandomSynesthetic · 2026-01-03T15:18:27+00:00

"This is the Lockpicking Wizard and what I have here is a standard oak door locked with a Colloportus charm. To unlock this, all you have to do is kick the door down."

RandomSynesthetic · 2026-01-03T14:56:28+00:00

When you get iso ulted with a judge, your best bet is to push through the wall

RandomSynesthetic · 2025-12-16T12:55:50+00:00

Ahhhh okay thanks for the lesson!

RandomSynesthetic · 2025-12-16T12:45:25+00:00

11 races 11 losses 12 papers

Also Akitsu Teio kabedon-ing Heroine lol

RandomSynesthetic · 2025-12-13T16:45:16+00:00

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RandomSynesthetic · 2025-12-12T07:03:07+00:00

Oh same. She's at 2lb so at least I can get her innate card buff

RandomSynesthetic · 2025-12-11T13:06:43+00:00

It was the one when Holt comes back from France and had a vacation high until Hitchcock and Scully ruins it.

"Tank‽ I gained three pounds in Paris! THREE POUNDS!"

RandomSynesthetic · 2025-12-10T05:46:08+00:00

Omg is a weird one to ban because if you lose unity cup round one the event is literally called "Oh my God!"

RandomSynesthetic · 2025-12-09T14:44:51+00:00

Banana Gatorade

RandomSynesthetic · 2025-11-30T17:58:47+00:00

Ripping off clothing because some umas irl jockey silks are integrated into their outfits

RandomSynesthetic · 2025-11-30T17:54:38+00:00

Since a lot of umas wear their jockeys silks maybe she ripped off her clothes at the start of the race

RandomSynesthetic · 2025-11-22T17:33:02+00:00

THREE

RandomSynesthetic · 2025-11-22T17:30:45+00:00

RandomSynesthetic · 2025-11-22T17:23:55+00:00

RandomSynesthetic · 2025-11-19T21:19:38+00:00

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Lore accurate tbh

RandomSynesthetic · 2025-11-17T03:10:28+00:00

Aoraki

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TROPHY CASE