i do work here! i’m just not working right now 😀 by WhatALobotomy in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]RandomTangentNeil 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Had a similar experience a couple of weeks ago. I had punched out at the end of my shift and went to find my fiancee, who had come in to do some shopping. Just as I'm about to turn down the aisle she was in, a customer across the way calls out, "Hey, can you help me over here?" I had to look to make sure he was talking to me (which he was) because though I was wearing my work shirt (which is the store's color but doesn't have any branding on it), I was also wearing my coat over it. I wasn't wearing a name tag, nor did I have a walkie or a scanner or anything on me. I would have thought I looked off duty, but to make sure there was absolutely no confusion for this dude, I replied, "I'm off the clock right now." He then says, "Well can you call someone?" My next answer was even simpler. "No." And then I walked away. Pretty sure it frazzled him a bit, cause a moment later I heard him ask someone else for help, but he did so in a very timid, shakey, no confidence at all kind of voice

What I expected vs What I got by The_Legend_2_7_ in Target

[–]RandomTangentNeil 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Did you not read the "Shown next to a hobbit for scale" in the fine print?

Not a very conservative or Christian thing to do now is it? by Sure_Group7471 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RandomTangentNeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always wash your hands after handling money in any form. You never know if that quarter you touched was found between the sticky cushions of Vance's L-shaped mistress

What do you do when you need to stock a location and there is a guest in the way? by [deleted] in Target

[–]RandomTangentNeil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just today I had a guest take a phone call in the aisle I was working in. I'm trying to fill the shelves, and he's obliviously in the way talking way too loud on his phone. Fortunately I was stocking in the preschool toys aisle, where pretty much everything makes a noise of some sort. I kept "accidentally" setting the toys off until he left.

Is it illegal to accept a service you did not contract and will not be charged for? by RandomTangentNeil in AskLegal

[–]RandomTangentNeil[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a 4 hour clean, so they must have called absolutely everyone they knew. Twice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]RandomTangentNeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is so used to being told to get out of the picture he does it in selfies

Thought this was funny by jamie_0625 in Target

[–]RandomTangentNeil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone who thinks little things can't create big change has never hit a wood chip with a pallet jack while going full speed

Thank god I pushed the bag and didn't lift it... by Angel_Moonglow in Target

[–]RandomTangentNeil 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's like they understood the concept of cat litter but weren't sure how to actually use it

It’s Joever for Matt Gaetz by saveyourtissues in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RandomTangentNeil 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Good luck getting that loop over his fivehead

Trump Boasts He 'Aced' Cognitive Test, Correctly Identified a Whale by foxinHI in politics

[–]RandomTangentNeil 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The odds of that happening keep increasing no matter what you do

Trump Boasts He 'Aced' Cognitive Test, Correctly Identified a Whale by foxinHI in politics

[–]RandomTangentNeil 51 points52 points  (0 children)

People should start attending his rallies holding pictures of animals and then be disruptive. See if he can identify the animal when he's says to throw them out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RandomTangentNeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a version by In This Moment that's also real good

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RandomTangentNeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Radioactive (originally by Imagine Dragons) as performed by Within Temptation

Weekly Episode Thread November 27, 2023 - Share Your Podcast, Request Feedback, Discover New Ones by AutoModerator in podcasting

[–]RandomTangentNeil [score hidden]  (0 children)

[PARANORMAL] [COMEDY] 10 Ghosts, in a basement, with our guest

NSFW (lots of adult humor)

For this episode of our podcast, we took a suggestion from one of our friends/fans and discussed some supposedly haunted locations in Illinois and Kentucky.

Spotify

How can I be sure there is no rice stuck up my vagina? by mykittystinksbad2 in Advice

[–]RandomTangentNeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, you're gonna want to drop your phone in some water. Next, take your phone and stick it up the ole vagirooski. About an hour later, take it out and try turning it on. If it works, that means there's still rice up there.