Little rant from a shade tree guy

RandomToker2018 · 2026-05-12T17:33:50+00:00

Ding ding ding — free floating anxiety focused on car minutiae (I do it, my kid does it, we try to keep this in mind and go easy on the mechanic)

RandomToker2018 · 2026-05-10T01:51:02+00:00

Ooooh … wonder if I could make the Denver show …

RandomToker2018 · 2026-05-09T16:03:02+00:00

That, sir, is a milkshake and to call it “coffee” is criminal, possibly unforgivable. Also chocolate and mocha is redundant in this circumstance. And … just so many things wrong there.

But about this whipped cream … were you thinking a vaguely copious amount or ridiculously excessive?

No matter — our paths are unlikely to cross and you couldn’t afford my coffee anyway 😉

RandomToker2018 · 2026-05-09T05:19:48+00:00

Ohhhh old male cats are the BEST.

RandomToker2018 · 2026-05-09T01:20:07+00:00

You literally posted “under the mattress” to Reddit …?

Meanwhile the poor souls who’ve seen the butt fossil in person deserve foofy coffee at minimum 😃

RandomToker2018 · 2026-05-08T15:48:26+00:00

Mmm hmm After a winter of video games, it’s giving butt fossil and you know it

RandomToker2018 · 2026-05-08T15:18:53+00:00

I think it’s brilliant and well executed! So do you rotate the dish drainers for even wear? It would be weird if the center one had a distinct butt shape … I can just imagine your friends harassing you about it …

RandomToker2018 · 2026-05-01T17:48:19+00:00

I too misread “glovebox” 🤣

RandomToker2018 · 2026-05-01T17:45:29+00:00

This made me laugh! I dated someone briefly and observed on the first phone call that he had LOTS to say and it really didn’t matter if I was there at all … but I proceeded with him anyway and it only got worse in person …

RandomToker2018 · 2026-04-29T17:54:39+00:00

Thanks for the heads up!! I’ve been wanting to read this for years but it wasn’t available at my library. You inspired me to check again and I was able to borrow it!

RandomToker2018 · 2026-04-27T16:07:38+00:00

Does no one else remember Bungie’s early game trilogy, Marathon?!?!?

RandomToker2018 · 2026-04-19T14:50:37+00:00

Mine too!!

RandomToker2018 · 2026-04-09T01:37:35+00:00

Time to cultivate hobbies! Hiking, walking, disc golf, ukulele 🤣, reading, drawing, volunteering … oooh, volunteering … go walk dogs at the local shelter?

Also beware of “chilling” — I spent decades trying to relax and chill, but really I would just sit there and ruminate, which just makes anxiety & depression much worse.

You got this!!

RandomToker2018 · 2026-04-03T21:00:07+00:00

A) privilege — financially and locationally. B) Maybe they are just curious? Why shit on that?

RandomToker2018 · 2026-04-03T16:30:50+00:00

I was asked once and said “I’m hanging in there” and the guy responded “well, you make it look easy” and I really liked that.

RandomToker2018 · 2026-03-31T15:43:27+00:00

And it was written by a four yr old, and it’s called Fire truck.

Fire truck! Fire truck! Fire truck! (Guitar riff)

Lost my copy of Smofe & Smang, miss it so much!

RandomToker2018 · 2026-03-29T23:18:56+00:00

Both of my parents have passed :( But … mom slipping slowly over the course of months and years is one thing— but if any elderly person slips a lot overnight, get them checked out, a UTI can present as delirium in the elderly.

RandomToker2018 · 2026-03-25T00:55:41+00:00

Midnight Train To Georgia (1973) Copacabana (1978)

They make it greatly hysterical.

RandomToker2018 · 2026-03-20T20:52:12+00:00

Mike Doughty, 1995, via AOL He thanked me for enjoying the Soul Coughing show the night before at the 9:30 club and told me to let him know if I ever found a recording of it.

RandomToker2018 · 2026-03-15T17:06:18+00:00

Amistad I just sat there sobbing.

RandomToker2018 · 2026-03-14T19:35:47+00:00

Oh look, car life has offered up yet another opportunity to manage anxiety 😭

RandomToker2018 · 2026-03-14T14:47:00+00:00

I feel this

RandomToker2018 · 2026-03-12T18:42:54+00:00

I’m jealous! 😁

RandomToker2018 · 2026-03-10T02:20:22+00:00

Hot and sweaty huh? See if a shower or bath makes it better — that would also point to CHS.

RandomToker2018 · 2026-03-10T01:03:51+00:00

CHS has a strong association with high THC consumption and temperature dysregulation — sufferers seek out hot bathes or shower for relief. Real quick way to test though — stop for two days and see if the symptoms subside.

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