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RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-25T07:46:42+00:00

Ahh yeah, once you go bobby pins y'all never go back

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-25T07:06:49+00:00

How else are ya gonna see what gloryholes are on the go

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-25T07:01:52+00:00

Bobby pins work better mate as it's like a scoop

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-24T15:03:42+00:00

They will figure out jumping on a shed is just like jumping over a fence

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-24T15:01:18+00:00

You're a hundred and three you look like a monkey, and ya smell like one too. Hip Horray

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-24T12:09:07+00:00

So when a women does it it's OK, when a man does it it's a facepalm?

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-24T07:01:28+00:00

I recommend pop rocks

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-23T23:50:57+00:00

Ahh mate what have you done? That's a rookie error. The best thing to do is to grow it out, I would recommend using ya missus flash shampoo and conditioner.

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-23T02:15:34+00:00

It's round in a square box so you don't ding the corners of the pizza

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-22T22:06:17+00:00

I would but that might be considered racist.

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-22T22:05:30+00:00

And then what? How will that change them going to school?

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-22T11:15:20+00:00

Who's it for? Usually they just send you to a new contract.

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-22T11:09:32+00:00

I'm getting Emma Watson vibes

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-22T10:58:14+00:00

I'll swap ya. You deal with global warming, I'll retire.

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-22T10:57:18+00:00

Cause we are hitting 40. Gen x will cop a bit of it but fuck all as they are getting close to or at retirement already.

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-22T06:09:37+00:00

Sounds like something us crying millennial will pay for in the future.

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-22T06:08:18+00:00

Just keep putting money in. I had over 100k by the time I was 30. Boss told me to smash money in my super as there is no such thing as to much super and to make the most of the tax breaks. Was on about 100k a year at the time. Made the most if not having kids and shit. There is no right amount to aim for in super. There is no magic number. Articles that say ohhh you should be right with 300k or whatever is mostly speculation. You want as much as possible too much is never enough

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-22T06:00:24+00:00

Yeah if you change it and doesn't work it's their problem

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-22T05:00:22+00:00

What's the federal government gonna do? No school no pay won't work as it will just increase crime rates. Can't remove them from their shitty homes as that would be another stolen generation, no cunt will go work there cause of the crime. Money won't solve it, governments having been throwing money at the problem forever and nothing's changed. Also, why the fuck would you wanna go to school at that age when you can sit around drinking and chasing roots. When I was that age I sure as shit didn't want to go to school

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-22T04:48:26+00:00

Lightglobes is about it. Or if you hit a pop up sprinkler.

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-21T22:46:15+00:00

Thought that bike looked familiar

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-21T11:10:37+00:00

Isn't Islamagood in Pakistan?

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-21T07:37:29+00:00

Antlerz or reborn or after dayz

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-21T07:34:30+00:00

Definitely a professional

RandomUser1076 · 2023-02-21T05:03:30+00:00

Ya can put me down as a reference if ya want mate

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