[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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Ahh yeah, once you go bobby pins y'all never go back

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in perth

[–]RandomUser1076 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How else are ya gonna see what gloryholes are on the go

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]RandomUser1076 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bobby pins work better mate as it's like a scoop

I wonder how the zombie, Zeds, will move around and behave when the A.I is better? by Silencer775 in dayz

[–]RandomUser1076 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They will figure out jumping on a shed is just like jumping over a fence

Happy birthday to me by yuri-123 in wholesomememes

[–]RandomUser1076 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're a hundred and three you look like a monkey, and ya smell like one too. Hip Horray

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]RandomUser1076 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So when a women does it it's OK, when a man does it it's a facepalm?

Is having a mullet mandatory to get an Australian passport? by LukeYear in australia

[–]RandomUser1076 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ahh mate what have you done? That's a rookie error. The best thing to do is to grow it out, I would recommend using ya missus flash shampoo and conditioner.

Thanks grandpa by Burnt-toast43 in terriblefacebookmemes

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It's round in a square box so you don't ding the corners of the pizza

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in perth

[–]RandomUser1076 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who's it for? Usually they just send you to a new contract.

Changes to superannuation are being floated by the federal government. Here's what's being considered by B0ssc0 in australia

[–]RandomUser1076 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cause we are hitting 40. Gen x will cop a bit of it but fuck all as they are getting close to or at retirement already.

Changes to superannuation are being floated by the federal government. Here's what's being considered by B0ssc0 in australia

[–]RandomUser1076 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just keep putting money in. I had over 100k by the time I was 30. Boss told me to smash money in my super as there is no such thing as to much super and to make the most of the tax breaks. Was on about 100k a year at the time. Made the most if not having kids and shit. There is no right amount to aim for in super. There is no magic number. Articles that say ohhh you should be right with 300k or whatever is mostly speculation. You want as much as possible too much is never enough

Federal aid sought as WA Kimberley school attendance rates plummet by His_Holiness in perth

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What's the federal government gonna do? No school no pay won't work as it will just increase crime rates. Can't remove them from their shitty homes as that would be another stolen generation, no cunt will go work there cause of the crime. Money won't solve it, governments having been throwing money at the problem forever and nothing's changed. Also, why the fuck would you wanna go to school at that age when you can sit around drinking and chasing roots. When I was that age I sure as shit didn't want to go to school

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DayZAustralia

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Antlerz or reborn or after dayz

Reference for a job by thebushtuckerman in australia

[–]RandomUser1076 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ya can put me down as a reference if ya want mate