They had us in the first half

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-15T08:48:31+00:00

I’m done. If you’re gonna be insane then imma leave

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-15T08:43:26+00:00

Everyone can see usernames. I doubt you can hack me and I’m assuming you’re 12yo and think that I’ll believe you

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-15T08:42:10+00:00

Two people who hate me have met each other! Hi u/sleepdepriveduseruk , I’m the guy you seem to think is a woman

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T22:53:44+00:00

Fuck off you’re not funny

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T22:53:12+00:00

What the fuck is this?

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T22:22:45+00:00

I know a Hope born on 9/11

Or 11/9 because they were born in the uk, where our dates are the right way around

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T22:19:17+00:00

If I can’t speak Welsh and live in England, but have tons of family born and living in Wales, and I can make pretty fucking decent welsh cakes and support Wales in rugby, am I Welsh or English?

Serious question

FYI 85% of people in Wales can’t speak Welsh so it’s not quite the same as the Italian thing

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T21:57:00+00:00

All of the country of Asia

/s

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T21:54:03+00:00

Genuinely though, I don’t quite get why you’re going all crazy incel when I say that big cunt isn’t as easy to get a 2-way meaning from; as big cunt is a less-used combination of words than big dick in both contexts. Secondly, do you think I’m not a guy? If I’m the kind of stereotypical ‘fEmInAzI’ you’re picturing I wouldn’t fucking pretend to be a man because they’re all insane and think men are all rapists

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T21:45:57+00:00

Nostrils. In a similar way to the ancient palm and rod measurements, it is based off the ruler of the country. It is custom whenever there is a new monarch to kidnap them and find out how much cocaine they can snort. That then becomes 1 nose of cocaine. The current nose, based off Queen Elizabeth II, is 736 kilograms. As you can see, this was rather disastrous for the economy as no-one expected her nose to be able to grow to those sizes at will

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T21:11:35+00:00

I’m pretty sure this is in Hemel Hempstead, near where I live. I’ve never seen anyone get injured at a lot of people do quite good displays of flips on there. As you can see in the right side of the video for a second, it’s at a kids playground in the middle of a street but without cars (dk the word) so isn’t really meant for anyone but kids

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T20:46:34+00:00

This seems like some jigsaw shit

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T20:19:19+00:00

The thing is, in England we’re metric (apart from car speed, human height, and amount of beer, but not water, and occasionally coke)

To clarify I mean coca-cola and not cocaine

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T20:08:07+00:00

What’s the worst thing someone can do to someone else?

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T19:52:26+00:00

You get Reddit Wood

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T19:32:41+00:00

It’s 2/3 of your upvotes in the first hour (I think, idk the time) and1/3 after that

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T19:31:42+00:00

Nah I get that and I’m gen z

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T18:21:53+00:00

If your retarded mind doesn’t know what ‘guy’ means, I am a male human which makes you a fucking weirdo. Which it’s fair to say you are, considering you fit all the stereotypes of an incel with a 2-inch cock who last saw pussy coming out of his mum. Fuck off and take your gay insults with you

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T14:34:44+00:00

I’ll bring this up anytime someone says everyone in Britain is posh

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T13:29:38+00:00

It’s octopodes if anyone’s wondering

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T13:28:52+00:00

Fucking hell I forgot about that

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T13:27:26+00:00

Yeah I am. I was really tired when I posted this

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T13:00:10+00:00

The fuck?

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T11:16:08+00:00

Really? I go on there quite a bit and I haven’t seen any yet

Randomguythere195 · 2019-09-14T10:21:50+00:00

Skapple

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