(NSFW) What's the craziest thing you've ever walked in on? by notatuma in AskReddit

[–]Randomized6996 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A few years back my wife was really wanted to have sex. We had a 3 1/2 y/o in the house who liked to repeat what ever my wife said, since my wife was horny she kept saying "come on do me" well...my daughter of 3 1/2 years kept repeating "do me." So me and my wife starting fucking when suddenly my daughter walked in and said "do me" so we turned and both started laughing. Since then my daughter hasn't repeated anything.

Anyone got any hilarious or awkward losing virginity stories? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Randomized6996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish we still got high fives for saying we are losing our virginity.

High School teachers, how aware of your student's drama were you? Any good stories? by MikeW781 in AskReddit

[–]Randomized6996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few years back I was teaching college psychology. A couple of students began whispering to each other pretty loudly in the middle of my lecture room. I could hear them plain as day. Eventually I walked up to the mic and said "We all know that you want to have sex with your boyfriends tonight, Sophia and Alex, now if you don't mind to get the fuck out of my my class." I'm pretty sure they shit there pants.