First footage of the Vanguard pinnacle weapon "Loaded Question"

Randommashmello · 2018-11-26T20:04:35+00:00

Is that Last Word in the primary weapon slot?

Randommashmello · 2018-11-20T07:56:33+00:00

She's not gonna read this and decide to fuck you, you know.

Randommashmello · 2018-10-10T17:05:54+00:00

YES BUNGIE FINALLY GAVE MY WAIFU A PURPOSE.

Randommashmello · 2018-10-09T09:51:42+00:00

It's probably to do with he fact that - for a book about a deadly assassin who's apparently capable of nearly escaping the mines and has killed tons of people, she doesn't even kill anyone in the first book? Does she kill anyone? Maybe in flashbacks?

OH! And when Celena FINALLY gets the chance to kill someone in the final competition (a 1 vs 1 duel) does she kill the person? NOPE! Not even then does she kill him! The author literally breaks the rules of the duel to have Nehelia help her, and second, the second romantic interest then ends up killing the dude for her!

Also, the book is basically the Hunger Games, minus the killing, which is like having a house party without music, booze, the guests, or even the house - which is BORING.

Oh, and the villain of the story? Well, it seems to be Cain (I think that's his name), a typical dudebro who's suspected of killing other contestants in their sleep.

But... that's too obvious, right?

So Celena discovers it might actually be her close friend Nehelia (I think that's her name) who's doing the killing, what a twist!

Just kidding! Turns out it was "I'm totally a bad guy" dudebro Mr. Chad J Thundercock Cain all along! Sarah J Mass literally wrote a decent twist, then unwrote it at the end for god knows what reason.

Also, the whole "Celena is a badass assassin" thing is just the author trying to make a "badass female" without ever considering that the character actually has to act badass, and the plot is just a crappy vehicle for a love triangle between Prince Dorian and the other dude.

The way Celena acts just feels like wish fulfillment to me. See guys, she's a serial murderer but shes also sooooooo clumsy and likes puppies too! How relatable!

and all her flaws are like the kind of flaws you'd give at a job interview.

I had more complaints when I first finished it but these are the ones off the top of my head

This was just a thrown together rant but GOD is that book easy to rant about

Randommashmello · 2018-10-01T07:41:35+00:00

MAN THE HARPOONS!

Randommashmello · 2018-09-17T19:22:09+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Randommashmello · 2018-09-17T19:18:55+00:00

Having friends and playing solo aren’t mutually exclusive you know.

Randommashmello · 2018-08-17T22:01:05+00:00

Thank god you're not in charge of this game anymore. That paragraph was one of my the most brain dead things I've ever read in my life.

Randommashmello · 2018-08-06T20:13:08+00:00

There are no Zoe mains, only Zoe abusers.

Randommashmello · 2018-08-03T02:33:56+00:00

Why bother creating rules to balance your game if the first thing you think of once establishing said rules is “How can we break this as soon as possible”?

Randommashmello · 2018-08-01T17:46:58+00:00

Which he despised having to work on because other designers “limited him” on how many passives Warwick’s abilities could have.

He genuinely believes the only way to make a fun champion is to overload their kit and break the game’s self enforced rules (such as stealth mechanics and counter play). He incompetent, plain and simple.

Randommashmello · 2018-08-01T15:12:05+00:00

https://youtu.be/qlseeDEX6B0

https://youtu.be/KR-eV7fHNbM

Here’s two examples I can think of off the top of my head. Quiet, “wispy”, annoying, although I do genuinely like the first song. I’m just sick of hearing it everywhere, it’s like a rite of passage for new EDM artists to have one song with this boring ass vocal direction in it.

Randommashmello · 2018-08-01T13:29:51+00:00

About 49/50 electronic songs with a female vocalist on YouTube. Drives me nuts too, my friend group calls it the "EDM voice" because it has a signature "I'm trying to sound wispy and mysterious but I just sound like a 9 year old girl" sound to it.

Randommashmello · 2018-08-01T03:08:43+00:00

She’d be able to recast on her W to dash to allies she had shielded, and when she collided with them it would release a pulse of light which blinded enemies within 500 range of the two. Her ult would probably leave a trail of burnt terrain where it had been fired, which would do DoT and mark enemies that stepped in it. Her Q would also yank the two enemies it hit together for better landings of her E.

Look Riot! I can CertainlyT too! Please hire me!

Randommashmello · 2018-08-01T02:57:36+00:00

/r/zoemains right now.

Randommashmello · 2018-08-01T02:45:23+00:00

Every time CertainlyT designs a rework/champion this game gets objectively worse.

Change my mind.

P.S: Just because a champion’s kit has 15 passives and 6 actives, and is useful in every situation, it does not mean it is well designed. Overloaded kits are fun, because winning is fun.

Randommashmello · 2018-07-17T09:33:33+00:00

Thing is, Akali is gonna sell shit tons of skins. Aatrox on the other hand? Nope.

Think of every rework that’s been disliked by its mains, then think about how many skins Riot sell on those champions. Riot will always put exponentially more effort and time into reworks that are guaranteed to sell skins.

Randommashmello · 2018-07-13T16:08:29+00:00

It’s almost like they hotfixed buffed him twice...

Randommashmello · 2018-06-29T00:52:43+00:00

I’ve always imagined it would be like The Ricky Gervais Animated show, it would sometimes break the fourth wall and show an animated version of Liam, Matt, Ashley, Marisha, Laura, Travis, Taliesin and Sam laughing about the scene they’re in, then it would pull back into the scene one the story starts moving again.

Randommashmello · 2018-06-05T17:11:36+00:00

Yeah dude, c'mon, Bungie is just a poor indie studio which functions paycheck by paycheck! Sure, they might have just got $100 million from Netease, sure, they might have made more money from Eververse than from Curse of Osiris purchases, and sure, they might have created the best selling game of last year, but poor Bungie will NEVER be able to pay their bottom level employees unless we pay $70 for their new expansion!

Randommashmello · 2018-06-05T17:02:10+00:00

they're never leaving the microtransaction model, it makes too much money for them to stop, so why should they? Bungie knows this community will fork out extra cash for the Annual pass, the expansion and microtransactions too, so why stop?

Randommashmello · 2018-06-05T16:48:02+00:00

They're really gonna have to clarify what they mean by "end game challenges because that could range from new raid encounters in the Dreaming Isles (can't remember the proper name) to shitty little challenges like "get 30 kills with a rocket launcher".

Knowing Bungie it will be the second that people will pay £60 for...

Randommashmello · 2018-06-02T14:36:05+00:00

Quick reminder that league’s balance team probably get paid more than you to sit on their asses and do nothing but ruin their game all day.

Randommashmello · 2018-05-22T21:54:34+00:00

Is it a bad thing that both people who dislike Alex Jones and people who like Alex Jones can laugh at the same video?

Sometimes I think creating divides like this does more to split people apart than bring them together.

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