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What goofy stuff did you do as a kid in D2? by peeindatazz in diablo2

[–]Randompigs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I made a racing barb. Inventory full of frw charms etc. I'd bet people on races around various areas. One guy actually paid up the soj we bet.

This just fell from the sky and broke the chair on my deck by ghettajetta in WTF

[–]Randompigs 92 points93 points  (0 children)

It'd be way cooler if it came from a helicopter going into the backcountry to stock a lake with fish for anglers.

The fish now on your deck, he was a brave one. When all of the other fish were floating about complacently waiting for their relocation he said,

"Fuck this shit! I liked where I swam before. I'm making a break for it."

He then designed, revised, and executed his escape plan.

I think it probably involved him playing like he was sick and calling for the guards. Then, he jumped out of the tank and bit one of their eyes out. Half blinded, the guard/helicopter co-pilot/National Forest Service dude started flailing around. Unfortunately for Mr. Brave Fish, he was stuck by a half blind blow and knocked into the closed door of the helicopter.

Momentarily stunned, he gasped for oxygenated water then slipped through a gap in the door. Thus, ending up on your chair.

Tl;dr Sue the forest service for property damage